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Saturday, November 11, 2006

DaisyMae's "Word of the Day": 'KINI



Here's another informative vocabulary lesson to build your FELINE LEXICON ...

From DaisyMae's Feline Dictionary of Terms and Phrases, the word of the day is:

'KINI 1. (noun) ... key knee ... Diminutive of "bikini." Reference to the fur of the groin area, especially in the case of a bicolor feline possessing a white triangle of fur much like a woman's bikini bottom (or a 'banana hammock' in the case of a Speedo-wearing, attractiveness-delusional male). The 'kini is a good place for tickling when one encounters a 'Tummy Tuesday'-posing feline. In many cases, what starts off as a 'kini often becomes a 'flab skirt' (see recent posting) after early-age neutering or excessive partaking of treats.

Sentence examples:
1. DaisyMae Maus has a white 'kini that she exposes for tickling and/or teasing.
2. After being neutered at an early age, Cocoa Puff's and Pumpkin's cute little 'kinis became bodacious "flab skirts."

6 comments:

Sarah and Tiggy said...

Dasiy Mae, your 'kini is cute!

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Thanks! I've been workin' on keeping my girlish figure. The 'kini is often the first to go ... No "flab skirt" for me!
DaisyMae Maus

Anonymous said...

*LOL* What a lovely expression and description!

Cute tummy-area indeed:)

//Pia, Sweden

Lilly Lu, Iris and Maxwell Mufsa Millon said...

Our kenie are defently flab skirts. I never been a fan of tummy tuseday I not relly a tummy cat but we fink you kenie is mightly cute

Rascal said...

"Flab skirt???" Ahem. The correct term is poochy.

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Rascal ... Do YOU have a flab skirt?
DaisyMae Maus