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Saturday, December 30, 2006

DaisyMae's "Word of the Day": A** BLASTER

Here's another informative vocabulary lesson to build your FELINE LEXICON ...

From DaisyMae's Feline Dictionary of Terms and Phrases, the word of the day is:

A** BLASTER (noun) ... aaaaaaa-sssss bl-aaaaaaa-stur ... The foul-smelling gas (chemically known as methane) passed through the rectal/anal orafice directly beneath the tail of a feline (or other mammal). This gas can be passed loudly as a "poot" or stealthily resulting in the wrinkling up of human faces combined with a vocalization of "Eeewwwww, (insert name here)."

Synonyms: fart, toot, break wind, SBD (silent, but deadly)

Sentence example:
1. As a baby, Lucky Charmz was so smelly that he was nicknamed "Mr. Blaster" for his ability to clear a room.
2. Cocoa Puff is no longer allowed to eat chili or refried beans due to the resulting as* blasters that are potent enough to cause temporary amnesia.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

well, now we know what ta call what Midnight did last night!
Grr

Rosie & Cheeto said...

hahaha. Rosie wuld be sooo upset if I told yoo this but I'm going to anyways...Rosie has the smellist toots evur! Now I have a new name fur them, A**Blasturs! Thanks, DaisyMae!
-Cheeto

Daisy said...

Boy, I am really improving my vocab-yoo-lary. Thanks!

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

now dat'z funnee ...
wut? me?
i'm no a** blaster!
shut-up mickey!

Gemini said...

Chey does that sometimes--but only silently...

The Tower Hill Mob said...

We're definitely more of an a**blaster family than 'air biscuits'. We beans used to lie in bed and listen to Tilly tootle away in the litterbox...

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

I kinda like the name "air biscuits" ... It sounds pleasant.
Happy New Year!
DMM