DaisyMae's "Word of the Day": A** BLASTER

Here's another informative vocabulary lesson to build your FELINE LEXICON ...

From DaisyMae's Feline Dictionary of Terms and Phrases, the word of the day is:

A** BLASTER (noun) ... aaaaaaa-sssss bl-aaaaaaa-stur ... The foul-smelling gas (chemically known as methane) passed through the rectal/anal orafice directly beneath the tail of a feline (or other mammal). This gas can be passed loudly as a "poot" or stealthily resulting in the wrinkling up of human faces combined with a vocalization of "Eeewwwww, (insert name here)."

Synonyms: fart, toot, break wind, SBD (silent, but deadly)

Sentence example:
1. As a baby, Lucky Charmz was so smelly that he was nicknamed "Mr. Blaster" for his ability to clear a room.
2. Cocoa Puff is no longer allowed to eat chili or refried beans due to the resulting as* blasters that are potent enough to cause temporary amnesia.