Thursday, May 03, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #18: BUSH Bumper Snickers!

Efurryone knows that I'M votin' for Cheysuli in 2008, 'cuz the "cat ticket" will be a vast improvement over the current leader (and I use "leader" in the snarkiest and most facetious manner possible). Heaven knows our IQs are higher (G.W.B.'s is room temperature at best).

For this week's TT, here are thirteen of the most accurate PRESIDENTIAL bumper snickers!
GEORGE W. BUSH BUMPER STICKERS


1. 1/20/09: End of an Error

2. Bush: Like Rock. Only Dumber.

3. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

4. Hey, Bush Supporters! Embarrassed Yet?!?

5. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance

6. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

7. Jail to the Chief

8. Bad President! No Banana.

9. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

10. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?!?

11. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

12. Bush Makes Quayle Look Like A Freakin' ROCKET SCIENTIST!

13. 2004: Embarrassed; 2005: Horrified; 2006: Terrified

If I get in trouble from the "men in black" for sayin' true stuff about the POTUS, and I get sent to jail with the rest of the rabble rousers, please alert Mao ('cuz I might go on the lam, too) and smuggle in plenty of Temptations ...
Meow,
DMM

Oh, BTW:

CHEYSULI in 2008!

15 comments:

  1. MOL!! I HOWLED at those bumper stickers!

    Thanks for visiting my blog, I appreciate it! :)

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  2. If I could, I'd put every one of those on Mommy's car!

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  4. mommy wants ALL of them to plaster all ofurr her truck.

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  5. yep, exactly right! mama's not a bumper sticker gal, but some of those would make it on her car.

    love
    --suz

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  6. Hahahahaha! I haven't heard those before. Maybe I can get one for my stroller.

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  7. These are funny and clever! Being a sucker for the under dog, I feel sorry for the man. I know, I know, please don't throw anything at me. I can't stand the rejection.

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  8. Anonymous1:26 PM

    heehee! these were great.

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  9. We think #8 is an insult to monkeys but otherwise we loved 'em!
    Purrs,
    Mr. Chen & Ollie

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  10. we are glad that there are other kitties who share our feelings bout the "good ole boy W" (That's how our mom and Ant Kat refer to the President). If it weren't for him, our Man inGreen would not be in Irak.

    Cheysuli '08!

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  11. My OTW snorfed tea out of her nose!

    I'M embarrassed 'bout him, and I'm not even an Americat!

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  12. Our mum was laffin at all those. She sez there's no diffrunts between him and Tony Blair.

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  13. I got a good laugh out of those bumper stickers.

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  14. Anonymous7:08 PM

    DaisyMae:
    I wanted to share my four favorite Bush bumper stickers with you:
    1. Impeach Bush
    2.Clinton lied, but no one died.
    3. Crap on a Bush
    4. Buck Fush
    If Queen Elizabeth dealt with Bush intead of Blair the war might be going differently. She put him in his place with just a few looks. It was wonderful to see.
    Fat Cat Muffin

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