Mom's friend Steve is the king of bad puns an' often sends them to Mom via email ...
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he’s sitting there, he hears a tiny voice say, “Nice shirt!”
The man looks around but doesn’t see anyone.
A little while later, he hears another little voice say, “That’s a really cool tie.”
He looks around to find the source of the voice. But again, he doesn’t see anyone.
The bartender notices him looking around and asks if everything is okay.
The man explains that he’s hearing small voices.
The bartender says, “Oh, that’s just the peanuts. They’re complimentary.”
Mom laughed at this one, but I didn't get it ...
hahahahaha....the peanuts are complementary...which is "free",but they're also givin' compliments....hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteMum laughed too. She got the joke.
ReplyDeleteAt first we didn't know what "bad pun" means.
ReplyDeleteBut that joke made it crystal clear....
But we saw the maid laughing...
Hahahahahahahaha! Mommakitty laughed furry hard, but her butt did not come off like yer momma's. Our Momma is a beanpole - beanpoles don't have butt's (or boobs!)
ReplyDeleteA-hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha!
ReplyDeleteMy mom got it and thought it was pretty clever!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! Those complimentary peanuts are very complimentary.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny - it made the human girl laugh. FAZ
ReplyDeleteWoof! Woof! That's funny!
ReplyDeleteOh that's a great joke!! Very funny! Thanks!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, my human likes bad puns, too. Must be a bean thing. We cats are much more refined in our taste.
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