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Sunday, July 23, 2006

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus ... Cats are from UPS




We got a special delivery from the hot-n-sexy guy in the big, brown UPS panel truck. Mom ordered a special cooking vessel to fix our favorite white meat ... Pork. I don't understand why Sheba doesn't make a catfood paté in pork flavor ... It would sell out in seconds. The Feline-Americans and I LOVE pork. We love carnitas. We love bacon. We love barbequed pork from the Chinese take-out place (Fudgie loves pork so much that Mom calls him "Bob Cute Pork" ... I just think that he has good taste!). We'll even eat the ham that comes in the plastic baggies from the deli.

Anyway, the barbecue device is a Crock Pot barbeque machine that allows Mom to put some pork inside when she leaves in the morning and then have dinner ready to go when she returns. Little does she know that we skulk around the kitchen sniffing the aroma of the cooking pork like the "whisker sharks" that we are. She'd get really irritated if she knew that we were sitting on the counter ... watching. Mom calls us "whisker sharks" because we circle her legs en masse with our tails sticking straight up like shark's fins when we think that there's a chance for a tidbit or three. I used to think that it was because of the feeding frenzy that ensued whenever she yelled "snack!" or "can!". Silly me ...

Most of us were thrilled with the new purchase ... except Charmee and Sparky Fuzzypants. You can tell from the photo that Sparky was interested in examining his buns and Charmee claimed the box. Charmee's such a dunderhead. Food was imminent, but he wanted to play "box boy." That's okay, Charmee ... You just stay in your box while I enjoy your share of the porky goodness. MMMMMmmmmm ... I smell BACON!

9 comments:

The Meezers said...

Hi Daisy Mae - we like the new format for your blog.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Oh, oh, oh, I can almost smell that pork from here! My dad uses a crock thingy mostly fur chicken. I lurve chicken. Hope you all gets lotsa pork! Oh, an "Whisker Sharks" is great!

DEBRA said...

Hi Daisy

You are a beautiful tuxedo like I am too.My sisfur is too, her name is Boo and I don't like her very much, but Momma does, so I will tolerate her. I also have 2 odder brofurs and 1 odder sisfur. I don't like them much either, but I keep them all in line as someone has to. I like your blog! Come by and visit me I would love to hear from you.

*ABBY

Beau said...

TOO cute and funny

Badness said...

You guys are cute!

Hot(M)BC said...

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DaisyMae Maus said...

We had LOTS of pork! It was SOOOOOO yummy. We even enjoyed licking the barbecue sauce off of mom's fingers. You should have heard mom yelp when I chomped on a finger in my enthusiam!
DaisyMae Maus

Victor Tabbycat said...

Oops! I've choped Mom's finger too. Good fing they're furgiving. Ummm. Pork sounds reely good. I also lurve fish, specially salmon an catfish. I thought the deliveries were Oops or Snail Mail. Eifur way, a great box is a terrible fing to waste.
Now that you can read comments, I'm catchin up on yur responses. Maybe you've been Victorized!

Timmy said...

Daisy oh my goodness how I loves me some good PIG! It's true ya know...I've never seen anything pork/bacon/ham in the poodie cat aisles of PetSmart. Shmaybe us poodins should come up with a line of pork product meals!!

Sparky looks like he was enjoying an after dinner mint if ya ask me.

PS-Mom totally agrees with you about the UPS bean. It must be in their contract to be "hot-n-sexy"! Ummm...wait, I'm a male cat. Uhhh....nevermind.