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Friday, August 18, 2006

DaisyMae's "Word of the Day": FLAB SKIRT

For your edification, here's another informative vocabulary lesson to build your FELINE LEXICON ...

From DaisyMae's Feline Dictionary of Terms and Phrases, the phrase of the day is:

FLAB SKIRT (noun) ... flab skurt ... An inverted crescent-shaped flap of jiggling, furry skin dangling from the abdominal area directly beneath the belly-button and found almost exclusively on neutered male felines. Also referred to as a "flab kilt" or a "bodacious grab of jiggly flab."

plural: flab skirts

Sentence examples:
1. Cocoa Puff's flab skirt wobbled excessively as he jogged toward the food dish.
2. Pumpkin purred seductively when Mom tickled him on the flab skirt.

This is yet ANOTHER reason that I'm proud to be a GIRL!

DaisyMae Maus

8 comments:

The Meezers said...

our mommy calls it a "pooch". i fink i would get mad at her if she saided that i had a skirt. - Miles

Hot(M)BC said...

Oh oh oh! Can I give that one to Boni to put in the Cationary? I's sure she'd give you credit for thinkin of it (or postin bout it, if you learned it somewheres else).
:)
Sanjee

PrincessMia said...

*giggles*

DaisyMae Maus said...

Sanjee ... Sure. Put it in the Cationary. I will take credit for coining the phrase.
DaisyMae Maus

Victor Tabbycat said...

Bonnie has that an I don't.... nya, nya! So much fur it bein a BOY fing.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Well, DaisyMae, just between us girls, do you mind my asking how old you are? I'm 3 and I hate to admit it, but I have a bit, but JUST A BIT mind you, of belly that sways when I run, so we girls can get "flab skirts" too. But rather than think of it as flab, I prefer to think of myself as generously endowed.

Love,
Tipper

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

"bodacious grab of jiggly flab" made the Lady giggle lots!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Tipper,
I'm nearly thirteen years old and have managed to keep my girlish figure (although Mom says that I walk like a prize-fighter and am built like a fire plug ... How RUDE!). I don't have a grab of flab, but each of the Feline Americans does. There used to be two other girls living here (before they went to the Rainbow Bridge) and neither of them had a flab skirt. I truly thought that it was a male phenomenon ... I guess that I'll have to take your word for it. Flab ON!
DaisyMae Maus