Tender, young and juicy cats:
For months you've been warned of the dangers of VISHUS DEER by celebrity feline blogger and fashionisto, Skeezix the Cat. You've seen the threat, you've heard tales told by the victims and witnesses. You've locked your garden gates, avoided strolls in your strollers, and stayed indoors quaking in your heated napping cups. Vishus deer have stolen your freedom!
The end of your fear of vishus deer is near!
No, I haven't been possessed by the spirit of Dr. Seuss ... The Feline Americans and I have been fitted for our disguises so that we can infiltrate the vishus deer stronghold, learn their secrets (and their WEAKNESSES!), and plot a feline coup to prevent the wanton destruction (and eating!) of our brethren.
Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repellant just isn't enough. Some vishus deer have become immune to it's effects (I've heard that some are using it as COLOGNE!).
We're doing our part to make forests, backyards, and balconies safe for all feline-kind ... You can thank us later with a big parade, tons of wet smooches, and ... money.
In the meantime, check out our supersuits! I think that our scariness makes us look all the more authentic. Vishus deer WATCH OUT! We've got our eyes on you! Your days terrorizing tender, young, juicy cats are numbered.
Bwah, ha, ha ...
Begin theme music ("Mission Impossible," please): Dun, dun, duh-duh ... dun, dun, duh-duh ... dun, dun, duh-duh ... dun, dun, duh-duh ... duh-duh-duh ... duh-duh-duh ... duh, duh, duh ... DUH DUH!
General DaisyMae Maus ... Agent "Bambi"(click photo to biggafy)
Major Pumpkin ...Agent "Doe-Eyes"(click photo to biggafy)
Sniper/Enforcer Cocoa Puff ...Agent "Roadkiller"(click photo to biggafy)
Sergeant Sparky Fuzzypants ... Agent "Deer in the Headlights"(click photo to biggafy)
First Lieutenant Fudge Ripple ...Agent "Mousse"(click photo to biggafy)
Private Lucky Charmz ...Agent "Venison Stew"(click photo to biggafy)
You can bet that we'll seek the menace! Find the menace! Destroy the menace! And emerge victorious in plenty of time for a nap, can of stinky goodness, and a good tongue-bath ... You can count on us! "Vishus deer agents": ATTACK!