For months you've been warned of the dangers of VISHUS DEER by celebrity feline blogger and fashionisto, Skeezix the Cat. You've seen the threat, you've heard tales told by the victims and witnesses. You've locked your garden gates, avoided strolls in your strollers, and stayed indoors quaking in your heated napping cups. Vishus deer have stolen your freedom!
Well ...
The end of your fear of vishus deer is near!
No, I haven't been possessed by the spirit of Dr. Seuss ... The Feline Americans and I have been fitted for our disguises so that we can infiltrate the vishus deer stronghold, learn their secrets (and their WEAKNESSES!), and plot a feline coup to prevent the wanton destruction (and eating!) of our brethren.
Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repellant just isn't enough. Some vishus deer have become immune to it's effects (I've heard that some are using it as COLOGNE!).
We're doing our part to make forests, backyards, and balconies safe for all feline-kind ... You can thank us later with a big parade, tons of wet smooches, and ... money.
In the meantime, check out our supersuits! I think that our scariness makes us look all the more authentic. Vishus deer WATCH OUT! We've got our eyes on you! Your days terrorizing tender, young, juicy cats are numbered.
Bwah, ha, ha ...
Begin theme music ("Mission Impossible," please): Dun, dun, duh-duh ... dun, dun, duh-duh ... dun, dun, duh-duh ... dun, dun, duh-duh ... duh-duh-duh ... duh-duh-duh ... duh, duh, duh ... DUH DUH!
General DaisyMae Maus ... Agent "Bambi"(click photo to biggafy)
Major Pumpkin ...Agent "Doe-Eyes"(click photo to biggafy)
Sniper/Enforcer Cocoa Puff ...Agent "Roadkiller"(click photo to biggafy)
Sergeant Sparky Fuzzypants ... Agent "Deer in the Headlights"(click photo to biggafy)
First Lieutenant Fudge Ripple ...Agent "Mousse"(click photo to biggafy)
Private Lucky Charmz ...Agent "Venison Stew"(click photo to biggafy)
You can bet that we'll seek the menace! Find the menace! Destroy the menace! And emerge victorious in plenty of time for a nap, can of stinky goodness, and a good tongue-bath ... You can count on us! "Vishus deer agents": ATTACK!
14 comments:
Oh that's furry brave of you to penetrate the vishus dear! You look so brave and frightening!
Oh, those visus deers have not idea what is about to hit them.
Wow! I feel much safer knowing you are all on the mission!
That's not troo whut yoo sed abowt the vishus deer being imyune to Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt(tm). We still stand behind are garuntee that as long as tender yung joosy cats use Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt(tm), they will not git eeten by vishus deer.
I don't know, gang. It might be a foolhardy mission. You'd be way outnumbered by the deer we have here on the East Coast. But GOOD LUCK!
~J&B
WOW that is kewl ... you guys rock, you think after your stint you could pull santa's sleigh for this year's christmas other wise we not gonna get our good childrent pressents!!!!
You guys are some pretty vishus looking deer!
You are my new HEROS!!!
You look just like the deer, they will never be able to tell! MOL
at first i thought, oh my gosh! the vishus deers got you! then i realized you were dressed like vishus deer. pury good disguises. be careful, take jack's pamphlet and deer repellent wif you. you are pury brave.
oh. dear. bast.
we will purrr for you!!
we doesn't wanna ask this, but. . .what kinda flowers do you want at the funeral? *headsmack* *duh* *catnip!*
oh, bless you, bless you all for this strike for kitty freedom from vishus deer!!
*trembling*
nels, ed, nitro, & xing lu
Those Vishus Deers are in trubble now!!!
Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee
Oh my gosh you guys are sooooooo brave! (and cute says the Lap Lady ;) ) Bless you guys for trying to protect us tender juicy young cats!
Wow! What great disguises! I think I have to get one of those! I bet it would help a lot with hunting vishus Deer! Maybe my OTW can make my Vishus Deer rug, into a Vishus Deer costume!
Just make sure you warn any Vishus Deer hunters like me before you go out, so we don't hunt you!
I have faith in each one of you to save us all from this horrifying menace; I truly can't tell you apart from the real (just awful) thing!
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