Saturday, November 11, 2006
DaisyMae's "Word of the Day": 'KINI
Here's another informative vocabulary lesson to build your FELINE LEXICON ...
From DaisyMae's Feline Dictionary of Terms and Phrases, the word of the day is:
'KINI 1. (noun) ... key knee ... Diminutive of "bikini." Reference to the fur of the groin area, especially in the case of a bicolor feline possessing a white triangle of fur much like a woman's bikini bottom (or a 'banana hammock' in the case of a Speedo-wearing, attractiveness-delusional male). The 'kini is a good place for tickling when one encounters a 'Tummy Tuesday'-posing feline. In many cases, what starts off as a 'kini often becomes a 'flab skirt' (see recent posting) after early-age neutering or excessive partaking of treats.
1. DaisyMae Maus has a white 'kini that she exposes for tickling and/or teasing.
2. After being neutered at an early age, Cocoa Puff's and Pumpkin's cute little 'kinis became bodacious "flab skirts."
Dictated by Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels at 10:32:00 AM