Tuesday, November 21, 2006
If you can't beat 'em ... EAT 'EM!
You'll never believe what Mom fed us for dinner tonight!
Everyone knows that the Feline Americans and I share a can of Sheba "stinky goodness" paté every night when Mom gets home from work. Well, she went to the San Diego Zoo's "You Belong in the Zoo" 5K on Saturday and Petco (Where the pets go!) was giving away free cans of stinky goodness made by Dick Van Patten's (Yeah, the "Eight is Enough" dad!) pet food company called Natural Balance.
We really enjoyed the food, so Mom bought a case of assorted 6 ounce cans for us that very night. Anyway, to make a long story short, one of the flavors is called Venison with Green Pea ... and like we did, you're probably saying to yourself, "Self: That "venison" name sounds pretty familiar. Oh where have I heard that name before?"
Hold onto your hats, loyal readers: VENISON is really vishus deer!!! And guess what else? It was REALLY good!
So, I guess the point of this whole story is that we can SAVE young, juicy cats from certain peril by EATING the vishus deer instead! Amazing, huh?? Yeah, I thought so, too. Chow down on as many cans of venison and green pea as you can and we might be able to rid the forests of that devasting monster known as the vishus deer!!! Score another point for CATS United to Remove Vishus Deer (CURVD)!
Dictated by Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels at 6:35:00 PM