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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

If you can't beat 'em ... EAT 'EM!


You'll never believe what Mom fed us for dinner tonight!

Everyone knows that the Feline Americans and I share a can of Sheba "stinky goodness" paté every night when Mom gets home from work. Well, she went to the San Diego Zoo's "You Belong in the Zoo" 5K on Saturday and Petco (Where the pets go!) was giving away free cans of stinky goodness made by Dick Van Patten's (Yeah, the "Eight is Enough" dad!) pet food company called Natural Balance.

We really enjoyed the food, so Mom bought a case of assorted 6 ounce cans for us that very night. Anyway, to make a long story short, one of the flavors is called Venison with Green Pea ... and like we did, you're probably saying to yourself, "Self: That "venison" name sounds pretty familiar. Oh where have I heard that name before?"

Hold onto your hats, loyal readers: VENISON is really vishus deer!!! And guess what else? It was REALLY good!

So, I guess the point of this whole story is that we can SAVE young, juicy cats from certain peril by EATING the vishus deer instead! Amazing, huh?? Yeah, I thought so, too. Chow down on as many cans of venison and green pea as you can and we might be able to rid the forests of that devasting monster known as the vishus deer!!! Score another point for CATS United to Remove Vishus Deer (CURVD)!

DaisyMae Maus

10 comments:

katnippia said...

I finks we are goiing to ask our meowmize to get us some so we can try eating the vishus deer. Fanks for sharing the newz with us. - Sia

Cheysuli said...

What a perfect way to take care of the deer problem...!

Eric and Flynn said...

That'll teech the vishus deer to mess wiv us kitties!!

Junior said...

Wow! You ate vishus deer? That is amazing!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we'd luv ta eat summa those horrybull creechures! the Lady's crazee unkle shoots lotsa vishus deer an cooks 'em up. 'course he also cuts off their heds an stuffs 'em an hangs 'em on his wall. that man's nuts!
we're gonna try ta find summa that food. rite now the ONLY thing we'll eat is Sheba (any flayver), but we wanna help rid the werld of vishus deer!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Thanks efurryone! The way I figure it, if we can eat enough of the vishus deer, it might send a message to the rest of 'em: Leave the young, juicy cats alone!
DaisyMae Maus

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