Here's another informative vocabulary lesson to build your FELINE LEXICON ...
From DaisyMae's Feline Dictionary of Terms and Phrases, the word of the day is:
A** BLASTER (noun) ... aaaaaaa-sssss bl-aaaaaaa-stur ... The foul-smelling gas (chemically known as methane) passed through the rectal/anal orafice directly beneath the tail of a feline (or other mammal). This gas can be passed loudly as a "poot" or stealthily resulting in the wrinkling up of human faces combined with a vocalization of "Eeewwwww, (insert name here)."
Synonyms: fart, toot, break wind, SBD (silent, but deadly)
Sentence example:
1. As a baby, Lucky Charmz was so smelly that he was nicknamed "Mr. Blaster" for his ability to clear a room.
2. Cocoa Puff is no longer allowed to eat chili or refried beans due to the resulting as* blasters that are potent enough to cause temporary amnesia.
7 comments:
well, now we know what ta call what Midnight did last night!
Grr
hahaha. Rosie wuld be sooo upset if I told yoo this but I'm going to anyways...Rosie has the smellist toots evur! Now I have a new name fur them, A**Blasturs! Thanks, DaisyMae!
-Cheeto
Boy, I am really improving my vocab-yoo-lary. Thanks!
now dat'z funnee ...
wut? me?
i'm no a** blaster!
shut-up mickey!
Chey does that sometimes--but only silently...
We're definitely more of an a**blaster family than 'air biscuits'. We beans used to lie in bed and listen to Tilly tootle away in the litterbox...
I kinda like the name "air biscuits" ... It sounds pleasant.
Happy New Year!
DMM
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