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Saturday, January 27, 2007

DaisyMae's "Word of the Day": MAKIN' INVISABISCUITS

Here's another informative vocabulary lesson to build your FELINE LEXICON ...

From DaisyMae's Feline Dictionary of Terms and Phrases, the phrase of the day is:

MAKIN' INVISABISCUITS (verb) ... may kin in viz uh biss kitz ... A derivation of "makin' biscuits" when a feline kneads a stationary object using his/her front paws in a rhythmic manner simulating early kittenhood behavior with the sole purpose of stimulating milk dispersal from a lactating queen.

When a feline "makes invisabiscuits," s/he is recumbant and kneads the air while purring in a blissful manner.

Note: Invisabiscuits are not to be confused with the very foul and flatulent "air biscuits."

Sentence example:
1. When he's especially relaxed (or high on 'nip!), Sparky Fuzzypants likes to tempt Mom to pet him by makin' invisabiscuits and purring like a misfiring lawnmower.

5 comments:

Daisy said...

I make biscuits sometimes, but I have never made invisabiscuits. I will have to try that.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

oooh - a great picture of Mr. Fuzzypants! we haven't tried invisabiscuits yet either. we always make sure our claws can repeatedly puncture something - like skin.

Suzanne & her mama said...

ben the first used to make invisibiscuits all the time. i loved to watch him. i never got good at it myself, though.

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caspersmom said...

You look very comfortable Sparky fuzzypants. Cleo and I make biscuits but Gizmo can make invisible biscuits sometimes. Looks kind of funny to me.

Casper

Sultanfus and Guy said...

When Guy makes invisabiscuits Ma says "work it, work it baby, work it". She is silly like that.