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Friday, January 26, 2007

Friday Feast #5

Appetizer
If you could take lessons to learn any musical instrument, which would you want to learn?
Well, as a multi-talented cat already well versed in the art of spoon playing, I think that I'd want to become a proficient kazoo player ... or maybe triangle.

Soup
Have you ever mistaken a person for someone else?
Someone else? Nope. SomeTHING else, definitely. I once mistook Mom for a scratching post. She was unamused.

Salad
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how well do you keep secrets?
I have a relatively popular blog: Is ZERO an option?

Main Course
What's the closest you've ever been to a dangerous animal?
I've eaten out of the same food dish as the Feline Americans at their hungriest, so I'll say six inches.

Dessert
When was the last time you lost your patience?
This morning. There was a LINE at the litter box and Puffy wouldn't move his fat butt faster. I REALLY had to go so I lashed out at him and he wet himself. It wasn't pretty.

9 comments:

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

Oh wow, that is pretty rough, the last time I had to wait for the litterbox was no fun (for my fur sister!)

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Wow, it's a gud thing yoo have a nice kitty like puffy who duesn't mind weting himself! That's crazy! Grate Friday Five!

M- Filer said...

No American kitty should have to wait....an outrage I tell you!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Wow, that was great! He really wet himself? That's so funny...I mean sad.

Latte
P.S. I don't really keep secrets either.

Daisy said...

I once mistaked my Mommie for a ladder and tried to climb up her. She was not amused either. Mistakes happen sometimes....

Kukka-Maria said...

Can you imagine rapidly tapping your claws on a triangle?

Gorgeous!

Tinka-dinka-tink-tink-tink!

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

Mom as a scratching post, I hae used my Mommie as a way to get up on the desk...don't fink she liked it to much effer.

jeterharris said...

i am laffin an laffin ...
mistakin yer mom fer a scratchin post? line at da litter box?
yer verree funnee!

One of us said...

heehee that's funny ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO