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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

How to keep warm WITHOUT a sweater by Lucky Charmz



Lucky Charmz states, emphatically: "I will not wear a sweater ... There! I've said it. I won't. I don't care HOW cold it gets. I have other means of stayin' warm that don't include looking like a purple doofus."

How will our intrepid youngster assert his independence while managing not to turn into a feline-flavored Popsicle®? I asked him and this is what he replied ...

"I found the secret to warmth and comfort while still maintaining my rugged good looks. I camp out on a chair situated right above one of the floor vents. Hot air rises bathing my entire body in soothing warmth enabling me to stay comfy (and mercifully sweater-free)!" Stated Charmee.

Well, there you have it. Lucky Charmz 1, purple argyle straight-jacket ZERO!

16 comments:

ArtsyCatsy said...

Good thinking, Lucky Charmz! We run a cat nudist colony over here at ArtsyCatsy. To stay warm we just curl up under table lamps in all our natural glory, or wiggle down under the bed covers next to some warm human tootsies.

Rocky, CEO

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

good job! we duzzn't haf floor vents, but we gots a thing on the wall that spews hot. Grr likes ta park her large butt in front of it.
Cocoa

One-Eyed Jack said...

Good Planning Charmee! I wouldn't wear a sweater either. If it gets cold in the house (and it usually doesn't 'cause my OTW doesn't like cold either, I just burrow into a cave in the blankets, or lounge behind the chair where the cat warmers run along the wall.

Suzanne & her mama said...

you are a very smart fella, charmee. it's good to know what you want, and what you absolutely will not put up with!

Daisy said...

That is a very smart solution Charmee! But I still think the purple sweater was cute on you.

Faz the Cat said...

Smart! FAZ

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Yeah dude, there is no way I'd put up with clothes either! There are much better ways to keep warm and you sound like an expert in finding warm spots!

Chase

THE ZOO said...

i likes to lay in front oer ofur the vents. but the offurs has fickered this owt too an we fites oer hos this closest sometymes...Chyna

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

My sister and I both love to snuggle under the blankets--with or sans sweater.

caspersmom said...

Hey Lucky Charmz, I'm with you.

Casper

Cecilia & The 2Bs said...

Good for you Lucky Charmz. We don't like wearing clothes either.

Eric and Flynn said...

We's wiv yoo on dat one Charmee,no way are we weering swetters. If'n it gets cold, we just park ourseves in furrunt of the wood burner, or else we go to bed an get unner the cuvvers.

Lux said...

Good idea! I don't like the air blowing up into my ears but a chair might take care of that.

Tara said...

I haven't tried a sweater yet, but I do love sitting by the fire and snuggling in bed (my mom is an old hippie who still has her water bed, and it is HEATED!). Its been way cold up here in central Caly as well. Laps are also good. Thanks for visiting my bloggy. I love your profile! No kids here either, and I love how you keep the boys in line. I don't need to do that as I'm an only kitty, but you never know....Tara

Forty Paws said...

Charmie is quite the eloquent gent.

Junior said...

Well, some cats are just not meant to wear clothes! I should know, I am one of them!