Tuesday, January 16, 2007
How to keep warm WITHOUT a sweater by Lucky Charmz
Lucky Charmz states, emphatically: "I will not wear a sweater ... There! I've said it. I won't. I don't care HOW cold it gets. I have other means of stayin' warm that don't include looking like a purple doofus."
How will our intrepid youngster assert his independence while managing not to turn into a feline-flavored Popsicle®? I asked him and this is what he replied ...
"I found the secret to warmth and comfort while still maintaining my rugged good looks. I camp out on a chair situated right above one of the floor vents. Hot air rises bathing my entire body in soothing warmth enabling me to stay comfy (and mercifully sweater-free)!" Stated Charmee.
Well, there you have it. Lucky Charmz 1, purple argyle straight-jacket ZERO!
Dictated by Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels at 7:10:00 AM