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Thursday, January 04, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #3

Thirteen Things about me ...
DaisyMae Maus
Spicy Vixen & Grand Dame of
the Feline Americans

1. Mom gave me my first name and my last name, but I gave myself my very own middle name: Maus. I can say my own middle name ... The “DaisyMae” part is too vocally challenging.

2. I have a not-so-secret crush on Rocky the Gutter Cat.

3. I’m thirteen years old by human approximation. My “gotcha”-versary is December 31st. I am NOT a geezer cat or a geez-ette.

4. I keep myself fastidiously clean and my fur smells a little bit like baked goods. I start to grow my "winter fur" in December and it makes me look very plushy and luxurious.

5. I have all of my adult teeth including all of the tiny ones in the front, but when I put a "bitey" on Mom, I don't sink my teeth into her hand, 'cuz I'm nice.

6. I’m the middle cat from my mama, Patches’, litter: Huckleberry Finn was my older brother and Priscilla was my little sister. I’m the only one still living. I don't have "papers" 'cuz I'm not a pure-bred feline. I was abandoned and became a neighborhood stray until the mom I chose took me in became "Mom."

I now live with five neuter-boys collectively called the Feline Americans. I can kick all of their a**es!

7. My favorite food is pork and pork-like products. Bacon and ham are my preferred pork-age. I like purified water, but have tasted orange juice (didn’t like it much). I’m lactose intolerant. I love the milk in the bottom of the cereal bowl, but it makes me heave!

8. I am a very accomplished cuddler (for distance and endurance). I sleep beside Mom’s left hand (for taking my own pets) or on the left side of Mom’s head on the satin pillow case. FYI: I snore like a lumberjack ...

9. My favorite colors are PINK, PURPLE and GREEN, but I look best in RED. I refuse to wear a collar or MOST kyoot outfits ... I prefer to be nekkid.

10. I hate to be squeezed. When someone squeezes me and I manage to escape, I have to pick a fight with one of the Feline Americans and smack him (any him) around a bit to work out my aggression. I'm built like a fireplug and picking fights is how I got to be called "Miss Robots."

11. If I have to ride in the car, I have to be locked in the “PINK prison box.” I will howl and protest during the entire trip. The longer the trip, the bigger the headache I’ve been known to cause.
-- If I’m NOT put in the “PINK prison box,” I will pee down the driver’s side car door and then will hide beneath the passenger seat growling menacingly.

12. I have my own seat at the dinner table, and I will do my “bobble-head” dance until my presence is recognized and I’m served. I'll try most everything, but sometimes I just want a good, open-mouthed sniff. Most veggies ... in my estimation ... suck.

13. My leather (nose, pads, ... ) is BLACK: but the middle of my bottom lip is girlie PINK! There's no silicone in any of my hoots.


Dazey, Jesse & Conner Cloud said...

Good list Daisy!! IF you don't mind, me might borrow your idea. We couldn't come up with a clever TT this week!


Laura said...

well miss daisymae maus, my 13 y/o kitty snores too.
she is quite thrilled that i work night shift and sleep during the day so she can have a warm body to cuddle against all day.
my tt is up.

Raggedy said...

Cute list!
I love the meow and hisses thing on your comment
Have a wonderful Thursday!

Sophia said...

Hoppy Mew Year!

Incog & Nito said...

Very cute!!

Daisy said...

Hahahahhaha! DaisyMae, you are too funny. I 'specially liked #13.

ps: I calls the tiny teeth in front my flea-pickers.

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

Hi DaiseyMae!!! I LOVE love love your Thursday 13! I think I'm going to follow your lead and make my first one! Yay for Thursday!

p.s. I really like your blog! The pictures of you and your family are very nice. I'm going to ask my mammacat to put more pictures on my blog too.

from your new best buddy,

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

There's a lot of love in the cat blogsphere recently. I didn't know you had a crush on Rocky.

Red is my color, too. I think it looks great on tuxies!

Maxwell Smartkitty

Cheysuli said...

Daisy Mae Maus, that was quite a lot of personal information you gave us.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Thanks for letting us get to know you a little better. I'll be 13 at the end of March and I am NO GEEZER either. If Rocky doesn't have time for you, this more casually dressed tabby is available.


Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we feel like we know efurrything 'bout ya now, an we're furry glad ya duzzn't got silicone.

jeterharris said...

i wuz wunderin ...
hav u tried tuna juice?
yer frend--jh

Suzanne & her mama said...

i think you're very lucky, dm, to have a PINK prison box. mine is brown, and i usually have to share it! with the old ben, it was easy. he'd ride in the front and i'd take the back. he protected me. with the new big galloot, there's not protecting...more like trying to claim space!

Lux said...

What are hoots?

Kimo & Sabi said...

Fur that smells like baked goods? Mmmmmmm! That's hot!

Renee said...

wow that's a lot of info. I could do that about my furry children.

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

What an excellent TT you wrote. We keep thinking about writing the list but haven't yet.

China Cat & Willow

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Who didn't know about your crush on Rocky-you are a member of the spicy vixens klub (for gerls) after all. I like that you keep those nooter boys in line and have no sillycone in your hoots.

Eric and Flynn said...

Gud furr yoo keeping those feline merry cans in order. dat wuz a gud list an now we fink we know yoo reely well.

Dragonheart said...

Great list DaisyMae. Nice to learn more about you. :) You're not nekkid though, you have lots of fur!

Anonymous said...

You forgot one your also very cute.

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

Requiring the pink prison box--that's my kind of kitty.

You're the middle baby and you picked your own middle name. That's one smart fluffy.