Mom's not into watching feetball, so the "Stupid Bowl" will not be on at our house unless grand-dad is here. After Mom comes back from celebrating "El Dia de los Feetball Widows," she has promised us a game of full-contact Whirly Bird®.
As you can see from the photos of our previous contest, Charmee cheats. I plan to put the bitey on him if he pulls any more shenanigans ... Like leaping!
The boy is long, lean, and graceful. He leaps like a Lipizzaner! How can a twelve pound girlie with short legs and a body like a fireplug wrestle the Whirly Bird® away when he can launch himself into the air like a junior bird-man? I'll tell you ... "Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill" everytime. Just watch me ... I'm sneaky.
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