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Sunday, February 04, 2007

FEETBALL alternative: Whirly Bird!

Mom's not into watching feetball, so the "Stupid Bowl" will not be on at our house unless grand-dad is here. After Mom comes back from celebrating "El Dia de los Feetball Widows," she has promised us a game of full-contact Whirly Bird®.






As you can see from the photos of our previous contest, Charmee cheats. I plan to put the bitey on him if he pulls any more shenanigans ... Like leaping!

The boy is long, lean, and graceful. He leaps like a Lipizzaner! How can a twelve pound girlie with short legs and a body like a fireplug wrestle the Whirly Bird® away when he can launch himself into the air like a junior bird-man? I'll tell you ... "Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill" everytime. Just watch me ... I'm sneaky.





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DMM

13 comments:

Cheysuli said...

Now whirlybird is a game I could get into!

Suzanne said...

so do you get a cut for every whirly bird sold? (teehee)

sounds like fun at your house today!

--suz

Forty Paws said...

Uh oh. We mite haf to konvinse Maw dat we reely needz a Whirly Bird (wid da liddle R in da circle). It luks like funz times 40!
Luf, Us

Karen Jo said...

The Whirly Bird looks like a lot more fun that an football game to me.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we gotta haf one of those! our birfday's comin' up - we're gonna start askin' rite now.

our people didn't watch the tv yesterday eiffur. they wuz makin' oatmeal an raisin cookies. we sniffed 'em, but we wouldn't eat 'em.

caspersmom said...

I'll have to have Mom check into this Whirly Bird thing. Sure does look like it's fun

Casper

jeterharris said...

dat duz it ...
i'm gettin me a whirly bird!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Lookit da strong leggies holdin you up! Dat whirly birdie shure looks fun!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Oh ... The Whirly Bird is GREAT! The next contest that I have will have one as a prize ... Right, Mom? (Mom says, "Why yes ... of course. Anything you say, DaisyMae. Your wish is my command.")
DMM

Lux said...

I second everything she said about the Whirlybird (which is a *real bird, don't let them fool you)!

Lux said...

What do you think it means that we posted at the exact same time? Does that have anything to do with telepathy or something?

Percy said...

That looks like an awful lot of fun. I'm going to tell mom to give me one in exchange for all my tutoring help.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Lux ... It's definitely a cosmic sort of thing.
DMM