1. We don’t drool all over the place!
2. Our kisses aren’t slobbery ones and we don't tend to want to kiss you after we lick our nether parts.
3. We don’t have to be walked before we can go potty.
4. We don’t have to be walked IN THE RAIN before we can go potty.
5. We cover our poop.
6. No doggy breath.
7. We’re (MOSTLY) quiet and NEVER harass the man in the bloo shorts with tirades of hysterical barking.
8. We smell NICE after we bathe.
9. A big bag of cat food lasts MUCH LONGER than a big bag of dog food.
10. We don’t stick our noses in your crotch when we meet you for the first time!
11. We don’t need the window open when we ride in the car.
12. We don’t walk in circles before we lay down.
13. We PURR and “make biscuits” ...