Thirteen reasons why Jake (of Jake & Bathsheba) should be my Valentine!
1. I'm low maintenance. A quick brushing and I'm good-to-go 'cuz I've got built-in formal wear.
2. My sexy rumbling purr turns man-cats into mush.
3. Sparkling amber eyes say "come hither ..."
4. I'm vertically challenged so even the smallest man-cat looks big and masculine standing by my side.
5. I've grown up around male cats, so I can talk the talk and walk the walk ... I'm a good conversationalist.
6. I'm not a fussy, phoo-phoo girlie.
7. I don't wear a collar, so I don't need jewelry
8. I LOVE stinky goodness and Temptations® ... Not salad. I'm not a picky eater.
9. I have a piggy bank and control my own finances so we can go "Dutch" on dates.
10. Two words: Winter fur.
11. I'm good at sports and have a mean right hook
12. Naps and sleeps are my specialty
13. And, at thirteen, I don't have a curfew ...
So, Jake ... Whaddya say?