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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Thursday Thirteen: Lucky #7!

Thirteen reasons why Jake (of Jake & Bathsheba) should be my Valentine!

1. I'm low maintenance. A quick brushing and I'm good-to-go 'cuz I've got built-in formal wear.
2. My sexy rumbling purr turns man-cats into mush.
3. Sparkling amber eyes say "come hither ..."
4. I'm vertically challenged so even the smallest man-cat looks big and masculine standing by my side.
5. I've grown up around male cats, so I can talk the talk and walk the walk ... I'm a good conversationalist.
6. I'm not a fussy, phoo-phoo girlie.
7. I don't wear a collar, so I don't need jewelry
8. I LOVE stinky goodness and Temptations® ... Not salad. I'm not a picky eater.
9. I have a piggy bank and control my own finances so we can go "Dutch" on dates.
10. Two words: Winter fur.
11. I'm good at sports and have a mean right hook
12. Naps and sleeps are my specialty
13. And, at thirteen, I don't have a curfew ...

So, Jake ... Whaddya say?
DMM

10 comments:

Jake and Bathsheba said...

DaisyMae, I say, "Woohoo!" That is the greatest Thursday 13 I have ever read! You are perfect!

Wow! How did I ever rate the beautiful queen of the Feline Americans! I'd better go wash up.

So, will you be my Valentine and accompany me to the big party on Friday night?

Love and purrs,
~Jake

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

Hi DaisyMae - You are so lucky if Jake is your Valentine! I was actually wondering if Fudge Ripple was still available as a Valentine... I am younger (at 10) and do so love pork (especially ham!) and any kind of chicken... Anyway, I'll check back later...

China Cat

katnippia said...

Hi DaisyMae, I was wondering if Pumpkin was still available. If he is I was wondering if he would like to be my Valentine.
Purss..Snowy

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Wow, thowse are sum grate qualities yoo got thare, DaisyMae. But yoo forgot one othur one......Yer Super Hot!! -Cheeto

Daisy said...
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Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

Practice makes perfect, I always say.

Daisy said...

Ooops, I made a little mistake. The counter is 9,972!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

you and Jake are going to make an adorable couple!

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Jake and Bathsheba said...

Hi, DaisyMae! I'm just coming by to visit my sweetheart and see how you're doing. It's great that your brothers are also getting paired up. That way I can have you all to myself and they won't be watching us too closely. Not that I'd do anything ungentlemanly!

Love & Purrs,
~Jake

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

We missed it by one we were 10001.