Pumpkin seeking girl cat:
Shy, brown-eyed, ginger-furred man cat seeks similar personality type in a rugged girl cat who'd like hanging out under a bed, playing Wooly Bullies, and gorging on Temptations®.
Lucky Charmz seeking girl cat:
Outgoing and adverturesome wanna-Meezer with daredevil tendencies seeks youthful female to wrassle with and play Whirly Bird®. Non-sweater-wearers preferred.
Fudge Ripple seeking girl cat:
Seventeen and a half years young Maine Coon with ginormous paws and a voracious appetite seeks trophy feline-ess for May/December romance. Must like pork and chicken, and have a hankering for dairy flavored Temptations®.
Sparky Fuzzypants seeking girl cat:
Fabulously furry ball-of-energy on the prowl for a beauty on the go-go-go ... No egos, please. Don't hate me because I've got gorgeous fur ... I'll only have eyes for YOU!
Cocoa Puff seeking girl cat:
Since there's more of me to love, I'm looking for a full-figured gal for kibble-tasting and long naps. I'll give you all of my attention and lavish you with love ...
I, DaisyMae Maus ... Spicy Vixen ... have no Valentine offers, so I'm seeking a boy cat of ANY AGE who can keep up with me. I like to have fun playing chase or laserbeam tag. I like walks along the back of the couch and naps. I enjoy fine dining on stinky goodness, kibbles (Eukanuba), and oodles of Temptations®. If you're the cat for me, drop me a line and I'd be happy to be your Valentine!
20 comments:
Perhaps, fellow toms of the Feline Americans, you need to use some Axe Body Spray. I hear it is what draws the females to you like bees to honey. It's just a suggestion!
DaisyMae, I think you should go talk to Jeter Harris. You would make a great couple!
Dazey is kinda taking a second look at your Pumpkin. He doesn't mind a little older Valentine does he? (she's going to be 6 next month) She likes under the bed!
Daisy Mae -
Am I too late?
~Jake
Katie (my little fur sister) needs a Valentine "date", but don't let my mammacat know that I am 'pimping her out'!!!
prolly efurrybuddy thot you wuz goin' wif Rocky an so they didn't ask you alreddy. Midnight's boyfurrend haz a hot sisfur (Xing Lu) an we duzzn't think she's got a Valentine. maybe one of you guys could go ask her (Meowers from Missouri).
purrs!
Cocoa
Ooh, Daisy Mae, I've admired you for ever so long. I got some nip, a cozy chamois shirt for cuddling and the beans just got a new space heater for extra warmth...
Whaddya say, sweetie?
Toby
Cocoa Puff, I'd love to be your Valentine. Mom always refers to me as a "full-figured girl!"
Jasmine!
DaisyMae,
I wish you and all the Feline Americans a fun-filled Valentine's Day. I would be surprised if a lovely girl like you should have any problem getting a date.
Sorry to change the subject, but have you noticed that your visitor counter is nearing 10,000?
Dee
Hi Daisy Mae & the boys! We're out prowlin' around before it goes up on the Cat Blogosphere to let everykitty know ArtsyCatsy is having a special benefit for Mu Shue. If you get a chance, come join us!
Rocky & the catstaff
My shy sister Ninna might make a good match with Pumpkin ... only she's not what you'd call "rugged."
Dear handsome Sparky Fuzzypants,
I'm honored that you'd ask me to be your Valentine - thank you fur thinking of me! I've already told Flynn that I'd go to the party with him, and he and I have been a couple for a little while now. I'm sorry - I would've certainly said yes otherwise. If I see you at the party, would you dance with me? Purrs!
Grr
Grr ... Sparky will DEFINITELY want to dance with you at the party.
DMM
Re: Sparky fuzzypants ... Ninna says she's extremely flattered, but she's much too shy to leave her hiding place under the bed to attend a party! But she's lifting her lips up to make a kissy sound!
Pumpkin,
I've left you a reply on our blog! (I don't know how to linky to it so you just hafta come on over!)
Luvs,
Dazey
The 2 sweet girls over at Kazoku Neko kazokunekoDOTblogspotDOTcom would be purfect for Fudge Ripple & Cocoa Puff! They are having a tough time because their woofie is very very sick, but it might cheer them up to know that they have a valentine.
Hello Feline Americans -
Spooker from Purrchance To Dream
is still looking for a date for Valentines. She's a full-figured Russian Blue with green-gold eyes and a love of napping in sunbeams.
If you're interested, stop on by and say Hi!
Aw, Katie, Icon's sister would be perfect for Lucky Charmz
Spooker sounds like the perfect Valentine for Fudge Ripple
and Eclair's sister Tiramisu wwwDOTsweettiramisuDOTblogspotDOTcom may be just the girl kitty to keep up with Sparky Fuzzypants
purr! I'll be looking forward to that dance!
Grr
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