Valentine's Day is a week away and we've had absolutely ZERO offers ... How sad. We've posted our ads on Skeezix the Cat's site hoping that someone will ask us ... Again, how sad. Sniff ...
Pumpkin seeking girl cat:
Shy, brown-eyed, ginger-furred man cat seeks similar personality type in a rugged girl cat who'd like hanging out under a bed, playing Wooly Bullies, and gorging on Temptations®.
Lucky Charmz seeking girl cat:
Outgoing and adverturesome wanna-Meezer with daredevil tendencies seeks youthful female to wrassle with and play Whirly Bird®. Non-sweater-wearers preferred.
Fudge Ripple seeking girl cat:
Seventeen and a half years young Maine Coon with ginormous paws and a voracious appetite seeks trophy feline-ess for May/December romance. Must like pork and chicken, and have a hankering for dairy flavored Temptations®.
Sparky Fuzzypants seeking girl cat:
Fabulously furry ball-of-energy on the prowl for a beauty on the go-go-go ... No egos, please. Don't hate me because I've got gorgeous fur ... I'll only have eyes for YOU!
Cocoa Puff seeking girl cat:
Since there's more of me to love, I'm looking for a full-figured gal for kibble-tasting and long naps. I'll give you all of my attention and lavish you with love ...
I, DaisyMae Maus ... Spicy Vixen ... have no Valentine offers, so I'm seeking a boy cat of ANY AGE who can keep up with me. I like to have fun playing chase or laserbeam tag. I like walks along the back of the couch and naps. I enjoy fine dining on stinky goodness, kibbles (Eukanuba), and oodles of Temptations®. If you're the cat for me, drop me a line and I'd be happy to be your Valentine!