What does the color pink make you think of?
Pink? PINK?!? Why Skeezix the Cat, of course!
Name something you thought you had lost, but later found.
Uh, my mind ... but I later found it. It was dirtier than before I lost it, but I just hosed it off and went about my business.
In 3 words, describe this past week.
Hell ... On ... Wheels.
What are you obsessed with?
Temptations®. I love 'em. I cannot get through a day without 'em. I think that the company that makes 'em put something addictive in them. Mom calls 'em "kitty crack." If that makes me a "Crack Ho" then so be it! I love all the flavors ... the Dentabites® ones, too.
What kind of perfume or cologne do you like to wear?
Mom put some lavender-scented "pet" cologne on me once and I wasn't a real fan of the whole "atomizer" concept. Don't be sprayin' stuff on me. Mom has said that I smell like baked goods. I guess that's my natural fragrance.
Speaking of Mom, however, is a totally different story. She has myriad bottles of eau de toilette (that must be because we've got two human toilets and two litter boxes, right?). Her dressing table looks like Sephora threw up on it! Her signature scent is Chloe from Karl Lagerfeld. She wears that one the most ... she says that fragrance makes things "right in the world" for her. She also likes a men's cologne called Lagerfeld from the same guy who makes Chloe.