I am so proud of my Valentine and tomfriend, Jake, of Jake and Bathsheba!
He's workin' what his mama gave him as one of the newest "ChippenDudes" ... Check him out!
Do you think that anyone would notice if I broke into Charmee's piggy bank and converted his cache of pennies into singles? I need some cash money to throw at SuperSexy Jake!
Somebody get me a hammer and some penny rolls ... QUICK!