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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

What??!? Wednesday: This math doesn't add up!





Why does "black masheen" + letter + woofie cousin = ice cream cone at Mickey D's?


I know!! I don't get it either. My Uncle James came to visit and brought the goofy woofie with him. Mom had to mail an important letter to complain to the President and C.F.O. of Earl Scheib, so she INVITED SHADOW TO GO WITH HER?!? Why would Mom do that? She never invites me to go for a ride in the car. Not that I blame her 'cuz I tend to pee all over cars ... but it would be nice to get invited! I should have the "right of first refusal," right?

Anyway, Mom loaded the woofie in the black masheen and hooked up his seatbelt. She drove him clear across town in rush-hour traffic to mail the letter. They came back via the scenic Coronado Bay Bridge and drove down the Silver Strand. It wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's and gotten him an ice cream cone. An ICE CREAM CONE! I like ice cream cones! What about me? Whimper ...

Not only did he get to go for a 90 minute car ride, he also to sit in the black masheen, inhale his cone, and the rest of Mom's, too! He got TWO ice cream cones! Where's the fairness? Where's the justice?

Sulk ...
DMM

11 comments:

Rosie & Cheeto said...

This is a travestie!!! What in the werld is yer lady up to?!?!?! We're bogguled by hur rudeness!

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

all we can say is "how rude"

Riley & Tiki said...

Mmmm. Ice creammmm.

Kesey

Parker said...

She coulda' at least saved some ice cream for you! I'd be sulkin' too! Woofies, hhmmppff!

The Meezer Gang said...

Or she could have brought you one home and let you lap it up, then.

Daisy said...

I knew there was a reason I was suspicious of woofies. I think he plotted to go in the car so you couldn't go. I am sorry that woofie got to eat the ice cream that was rightfully yours!

Caesar + Prinnie said...

I agree completely. This is disgusting behavior of your mommie and grossly unfair treatment. you should pee on something at home.

I love ice cream too, mmmmmmm

~Caesar

The Furry Kids said...

Dawgs always get to do fun stuff. Titus gets ice cream cones and rides in the car and walks in the park. Me and Earl Grey always have to stay home. T is cool for a dawg, but it's unfair!
Tazo & Earl Grey

Kim and Oscar said...

I can't believe it! What in tarnation was yer Mommy thinking? I would poop in the tub. I do that when I'm really mad or really sick. Either way, it ticks her off!

Radcliff, Allie, Luna & Ozzie said...

Now that just is not right.

If nothing else, you should sleep with your back to your Mom for a day or two.

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

We totally feel your pain because we love ice cream too!

Purrrrs, China Cat & Willow