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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #20: Embarrassing Nicknames

Some nicknames are endearing like "honey" or "sweetie"; some are physical like "moose" or "pint-size"; and some are just silly like "Chicken Little" or "Scoobs". Livin' with humans, we all seem to pick up a nickname or two. We are no exception:
Mom has spent the last twenty years livin' with Feline Americans, so in honor of OUR twentieth "Thursday Thirteen," I not-so-proudly present ...

The Feline Americans' Most Embarrassing Nicknames ... EVER!

1. Meemaw: Meemorrhoids
2. Cookie Monster: Wussy Cookie Thing
3. Lacey Bunns: Bombs-Away Lace
4. Percy: Perskadicky-Doo
5. Toby: Tobinkus-Binkus
6. Fudge Ripple: Whizzo
7. Dolly Pop: Poop-a-doopolis
8. Huckleberry Finn: Plushy, Plushy Polarberry
9. Cocoa Puff: Heftylumps
10. Sparky Fuzzypants: Spark-o-Lounge Lizard
11. Pumpkin: Punky Munkables
12. Lucky Charmz: Billy the Bun-Kiss
13. DaisyMae Maus: Mousie Butt-Cheeks

Maybe next week's TT will be dedicated to the thirteen nicknames we've given Mom ... What?!? What do you mean by "do you ever wanna eat a Temptation® again"? Is that a threat, Mom?


Jake and Bathsheba said...

DaisyMae, that's not so bad. I have a lot of nicknames, but the worst is "Pee brain." It's not about the size of my brain, but about something I've done in the wrong place.

More smooches,

Suzanne said...

hmmm...i think all those knicknames might be love names, but it's kind of hard to tell. your next tt could be the perfect response! (i'll send temptations if you need me to)


=^..^= said...

13 nicknames is a lot of nicknames to haf! I can't wait to hear all 13 of your Mom's nicknames!


Daisy said...

Heehee! Mousie Butt-Cheeks! My most embarrassing nickname is Silly-Butt!

Kim and Oscar the Puppy Cat said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! At least I'm not the only one with an embarrassing nickname! One of the worst that Mommy calls me, and little three year old Caseybean, is poo poo! I HATE when she calls me that! I'm 9 for pity sake! And poor Casey, she's going to grow up with a complex! And she's even potty trained now!

The Furry Kids said...

Momma giggled at Spark-o-lounge Lizard and Mousie Butt Cheeks. Then she started singing this song about Dolly Pops which I gather was some sort of toy when she was a kid (Dolly Pops Pop Town, ooh dolly, dolly, dolly...). I think she may have lost her mind.
Anyhoo, I think your people gave you those names because they love you. If they didn't, they'd call you names I'm not allowed to say. Momma calls me TT sometimes, even though our aunt used to live in the south and says that TT (tee tee?) is slang for pee pee. Now that's embarrassing.


Fritzamus Maximus said...

The Feeders call me Fritzamus Maximus Pussipuss, Esq. Ernest is called Ernestus Minimus or the Depth Charge of Love (apparently he has a depth-charge-like figure).

We sympathize with you and the Feline Americans. I did think Spark-o-Lounge Lizard was pretty good.

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

Those are some pretty silly and embarassing nicknames, but hey, it just goes to show how much you are loved. The furballs and I will send you Temptations if you give up the goods on your mommy!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

Mousie Butt-Cheeks....mol

Tara said...

Hehe..mousie butt-cheeks and meemorrhoids, what a hoot!

I'll pitch in on the Temptations too...

Also, I'm pretty sure there are black widow spiders in Sunny San be careful down there!


Skeezix said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mousie Butt-Cheeks! That's a good one!

DK & The Fluffies said...

At least you're not grumpalina....

Parker said...

Mousie Butt-Cheeks! Love it! I get called Parker Snuggle-Bottom!

jcfloresinc said...

You guys have the funniest names. You have to list your Mom's nicknames. Tigger and I will also send food, so you don't starve.
Have a wonderful weekend.
Be blessed,
Samantha and Tigger