Mom has spent the last twenty years livin' with Feline Americans, so in honor of OUR twentieth "Thursday Thirteen," I not-so-proudly present ...
1. Meemaw: Meemorrhoids
2. Cookie Monster: Wussy Cookie Thing
3. Lacey Bunns: Bombs-Away Lace
4. Percy: Perskadicky-Doo
5. Toby: Tobinkus-Binkus
6. Fudge Ripple: Whizzo
7. Dolly Pop: Poop-a-doopolis
8. Huckleberry Finn: Plushy, Plushy Polarberry
9. Cocoa Puff: Heftylumps
10. Sparky Fuzzypants: Spark-o-Lounge Lizard
11. Pumpkin: Punky Munkables
12. Lucky Charmz: Billy the Bun-Kiss
13. DaisyMae Maus: Mousie Butt-Cheeks
Maybe next week's TT will be dedicated to the thirteen nicknames we've given Mom ... What?!? What do you mean by "do you ever wanna eat a Temptation® again"? Is that a threat, Mom?