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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #22: Mom's embarrassin' nicknames

As promised, here are our THIRTEEN NICKNAMES for Mom.

1. “Paycheck” ... That’s her main function in the Feline American universe.
2. “Heating Element” ... When the paw pads are feelin’ chilly, Mom’s usually nice and warm. She makes a satisfying squealing noise when cold nose meets warm body.
3. “Thumbs” ... She’s got ‘em; we don’t.
4. “Pooper Scoop” ... If the litter boxes are a tad funky (and no, I don’t mean “funk-kay”), it’s her job.
5. “Captain Work” ... In the morning, Captain Work leaves and Paycheck returns in the afternoon. It’s along the same lines as Clark Kent and phone booths.
6. “Princess Shins” ... Multi-functional: Good for rubbin’ against when we want something AND a handy scratchin’ post.
7. “Toy Box” ... She buys ‘em, makes ‘em, and cleans ‘em up when we’re tired of ‘em.
8. “Bubbles” ... Charmee actually thinks that this IS her name.
9. “Tone Deaf” ... She sings the “Bing-Bing” song to us in a voice that could peel paint from walls ... on the Space Shuttle!
10. “Morning Breath” ... Hers rivals the stinkiest of “stinky goodness” ... Eeewwww.
11. “Hair Ball” ... If you think that gack looks yucky, check out Mom’s hair in the morning.
12. “Cuddle Monster” ... She’s an expert at the drive-by grab! Ooo ... and squeeze, too!
13. “Sealy Posturepedic” ... The way we lay on Mom (asleep or awake), she might as well be a mattress.


DK & The Fluffies said...

Purrfect list! I'm going to have to start using some of those for DKM! Paycheck... mwahahahahahahaha

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

Oooohhh, those were really good. So the big question is though what's the "Bing-Bing" song?

Suzanne said...

yep, you've got good names! mol mol mol

mol mol mol mol

Parker said...

Those were great! We can use those on our Mommy! Drive by grab and squeeze! HaHa!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

She's a talented lady! What a great TT. I'm going to have to try some of those, I bet the LL will respond.


Daisy said...

Hahahahaha! Those are some good ones! I think my Mommie's nickname is Tone Deaf too. I don't know why she even tries to sing.

The Crew said...

Great! I wonder if our Mom would respond if I tried calling her any of those things? I usually refer to her as my Secretary, but might try something else for a change.


Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

yup - those ones are furry good! duz she respond to 'em? yur niknames are way better than the one we use..."hey, open this"

jcfloresinc said...

Great TT. Love the names. You are so clever. Have a great Friday.
Samantha & Tigger

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Cool nicknames! Maybe we'll have to develop some for our mom and dad.


Phoebe said...

Those nicknames are excellent!