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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Housecat of the Quarter: June 2007

Although this posting comes more than TWO WEEKS LATE(!), it's time to announce the winner of the coveted title of "Housecat of the Quarter."

The awards banquet was held this evening in the freshly shampooed dining room with a menu featuring a can of Fancy Feast Elegant Medleys Salmon and Egg Soufflé® and Culligan filtered water with crushed ice ...

Mom keeps track of our behavior each quarter, grades us on our individual merits and general "cattiness", and then makes the announcement. The title of "Housecat of the Quarter" for the period ending June 6, 2007 goes to:

DAISYMAE MAUS


HOUSECAT OF THE QUARTER: June 6, 2007
Nicknames: Maus, Bing-bing-a-ling, Honey Maus, Beautiful Girl, Miss Robots, Mousie Butt-cheeks

Coloration: Black and White Tuxedo

Likes: Cuddling, bossing the "boys" around, eating treats, napping on the back of the sofa

Pet-Peeves: The "boys", unsolicited belly rubs, being squeezed

Favorite Toy: Laser beam pen

Favorite Nap Spot: Back of the sofa, on top of whatever is currently being read

Favorite Food: Sheba "lobster-flavored" paté, Eukanuba kibbles

Skills: She can say her own nickname ... "Maus"

Dwells: indoors exclusively

My "PtMiwM*" story: I chose my Mom when I was a tiny girl living amidst a gaggle of horrible, noisy children. The brats moved and I decided NOT to move with them. I slept outside my Mom's bedroom window until she agreed that my brother (Huckleberry Finn ... deceased) and I should move inside and join the existing clan. She's been my companion ever since and she gives the best cuddles EVER. *PtMiwM means Prior to Movin' in with Mom

Forums Motto: "Grand Dame of the Feline Americans"

The Groups I'm In: Flower Felines, Frends of Skeezix (FOS), THE CATS MEOW!

DaisyMae Maus's TROPHY!
I get my name engraved on the "Housecat of the Quarter" perpetual trophy, so I've achieved immortality!

The 'HotQ' Bag O'Swag included:

A plethora of "fev-ver" mice.


And a case of Fancy Feast Elegant Medleys in my two favorite flavors: Salmon with Egg Soufflé and Chicken with Egg Soufflé ...

And last, but certainly not least, forty-eight package Temptations® Prize Pack of my furry own featuring Dairy flavor (and all the rest!)


In addition to the fabulous prizes listed above, DaisyMae will receive a gasoline credit card to keep her Mercedes Benz convertible (the one she won back in December) fueled up and ready for cruisin' ...

Concatulations!

4 comments:

Parker said...

Three cheers and a tail swish to you DMM! Enjoy all of that great swag!

jcfloresinc said...

4 Paws up to you DaisyMae. Great stuff you won. We like the mice.
Samantha & Tigger

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Congratulations, DaisyMae! There's no competition--you're the cat of the century for me!

~Jake

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

Woohooo! We knew you were a shoe in so we sent off your congratulations prize today.