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Sunday, July 22, 2007

Bad Pun Sunday

Mom's friend Steve is the king of bad puns an' often sends them to Mom via email ...


A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he’s sitting there, he hears a tiny voice say, “Nice shirt!”

The man looks around but doesn’t see anyone.

A little while later, he hears another little voice say, “That’s a really cool tie.”

He looks around to find the source of the voice. But again, he doesn’t see anyone.

The bartender notices him looking around and asks if everything is okay.

The man explains that he’s hearing small voices.

The bartender says, “Oh, that’s just the peanuts. They’re complimentary.”


Mom laughed at this one, but I didn't get it ...

12 comments:

Edsel/The Pooch said...

hahahahaha....the peanuts are complementary...which is "free",but they're also givin' compliments....hahahahahaha

Derby said...

Mum laughed too. She got the joke.

The Cat Realm said...

At first we didn't know what "bad pun" means.
But that joke made it crystal clear....
But we saw the maid laughing...

Kimo & Sabi said...

Hahahahahahahaha! Mommakitty laughed furry hard, but her butt did not come off like yer momma's. Our Momma is a beanpole - beanpoles don't have butt's (or boobs!)

DK & The Fluffies said...

A-hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

Ha ha ha!

Angus said...

My mom got it and thought it was pretty clever!

Daisy said...

Hahahahaha! Those complimentary peanuts are very complimentary.

Christine and FAZ said...

That was funny - it made the human girl laugh. FAZ

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

Woof! Woof! That's funny!

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

Oh that's a great joke!! Very funny! Thanks!!!

Kelly Cat said...

Yeah, my human likes bad puns, too. Must be a bean thing. We cats are much more refined in our taste.