Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond.
Cut a large hole in the ice.
Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file.
Hide behind a nearby rock.
When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!
12. Snicker ....
13. Laugh one last time at this joke an' then move on to someone else's bloggie for a much better TT than I could muster this week.