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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #35: I'm too bummed to write somethin' good

This has been a trying and depressing week an' I just can't think of anything worthwhile to write about. Rather than write a "traditional" Thursday Thirteen, I have decided to do somethin' a little different ... I'm gonna publish one of my favorite jokes ... An' you can laugh thirteen times!

How to catch a polar bear:

Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond.
Cut a large hole in the ice.
Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file.
Hide behind a nearby rock.
When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!


1. Laugh
2. Laugh
3. Laugh
4. Laugh
5. Laugh
6. Laugh
7. Laugh
8. Laugh
9. Laugh
10. Laugh
11. Laugh
12. Snicker ....
13. Laugh one last time at this joke an' then move on to someone else's bloggie for a much better TT than I could muster this week.

24 comments:

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

Ha ha, that's a good one. It has been a really rough week. We all need a good laugh.

Tara said...

snicker...Thanks DM, it has been a hard week, a smile was worthwhile!
Tara

michico 小芥 said...

I totally agree with you, we need to laugh more.

Boy said...

Haha...that was a good one.
We do need more laughs.

Astrid, Kashim & Othello said...

fank you for pulling a smile onto our faces - we sure needed it!
purrs K&O

The Meezers said...

hahahahaha - we loved it!

Daisy said...

Good one DMM! I think we could all use a good laugh. Or 13 laughs!

DEBRA said...

Laughin is a good thing...we think Oscar and Ubee and Ana would think so too.

Purrs
Abby

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh that was funny! It feels good to laugh after such a hard week. I laffed and laffed at least 13 times : )

Henry Helton said...

Kick him in the ice-hole! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The Furry Kids said...

Hahahahahaha! Thanks DMM. We needed a good giggle today.

caricature said...

Nice joke. Something to smile about in these depressing times...

Skeezix the Cat said...

Thanks for the laff. I reely needed that.

Fritzamus Maximus said...

Good one! It has indeed been a bad week.

William said...

Thanks for that!

Parker said...

Thanks - I needed that!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahahahaha, thanks we needed dat....say we hear ders a purrthday! HAPPY PURRTHDAY DAISY MAE!

The Furry Kids said...

Happy Birthday, DMM! Have a great day!

Hot(M)BC said...

Awwww, purrrrrrrrrrrrrs DMM. It's furriday now and we wanted to with you a Happy Purrthday! We hope you get something yummy to eat and some cool toys.
Purrrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee, Boni Maroni, Mini, Gree and Pepi

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

Hay, Happy Gotcha Berthday, DMM!!!!

Skeezix the Cat said...

Happy Gotcha Day Daisy Mae!

Skeeter & LC said...

OK! We laffed 13 times, each of us!

:)

Skeeter and LC

Eric and Flynn said...

Happy Gotcha day DMM and fanks furr making us laff.

Lux said...

I appreciate the 13 laughs!