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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Woofie Wednesday w/ Off-color joke!

Mom's friend Darleen sent the contents of this post as a funny email.

Sometimes we just have to look at the things woofies do an' shake our heads ... Woofies are awfully amusing!

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans


'1' Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!


'2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
 

'3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
 

'4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
 

'5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
 

'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
 

'7' Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
 

'8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
 

'9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?


'10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

14 comments:

MoMo said...

Hi DaisyMae Maus,
Thanks for stopping by and sample the food. Being fastidious kitties, we are kindred spirits. My SS is one big slob and loves spagetti and most other messy food. Do come again - I am planning regular feasts.
MoMo

The Meezers said...

hahahahah - those was funny!

Henry Helton said...

Those are hilarious!

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

funnee stuff dmm.
i am sorree abowt da terribul firez in yer area. i hope u stay safe an dat da wether chanjez an da firez stop!
i'm purrin an purrayin fer doze peepul hoo hav lost dere homez.
luv--jh

Ramses said...

Dogs look very funny! :)

Purrs,
Isis

Nurse Practitioners Save Lives said...

I love cats and I thought I would stop by and thank you for your visit. I have three cats of my own and they all have very distinctive personalities!

Tybalt said...

Those were funny! I'm gonna let Loki and Dana read them and see if they agree.

Thanks for the sympathy while mommy was away! She's back now. What a relief!

Queen Snickers said...

HA HA HA momma and I both were very tickled by your post this morning. Thanks for the smiles. :D

Daisy said...

Those are funny! Sometimes my Mommie tries the fake fetch throw, too. I never fall for it though.

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Doggies certaintly are silly - look at our blog today to see how silly one of our woofie is! He thinks he is a cat - as if!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Those are very funny!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Great list! Mommy sayz that sure sounds like her woofies used to.

I'm very glad you're all safe. The people effected by the fires are certainly getting a lot of prayers and thoughts and purrs from us and our friends in Ohio. We just can't believe what is happening.

Stay safe and we'll keep up the good thoughts for all the people and animals involved.

Ariel said...

Lol ...So Funny :)

Benjamin Fuzz said...

that was good for a chuckle. we really liked the maxine at the end, too.