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Sunday, December 30, 2007

Sunday 'kinda' funny ...

FYI:  Mom's friend, Steve, has a slightly warped sense of humor an' he sent this joke ...

"Tickle Me Elmo" 

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota that makes the “Tickle Me Elmo” toys; the toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The "Tickle Me Elmo" factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM, there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are "Tickle Me Elmo" toys all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of "Tickle Me Elmo" toys.

She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The two men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager burst into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together and approached Lena.

"I'm sorry," he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

Hee, hee ...
DMM

7 comments:

Lux said...

That's funny, DaisyMae -

Happy New Year!

Nermal, Nico, Virgil, & Maggie said...

We like this "funny". Though we think Mama understands it more than we do. She laughed and showed it to Papap.

Thank you for coming by to visit our bloggy! We're enjoying your stay at yours.

Happy New Year!!

Camie's Kitties said...

Mom received this joke a while ago, and when she showed it around at work, she actually had people say to her "I don't get it." Sometimes peoples are so dumb. This one always gives Mom a chuckle.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

BTW - Mom only walks 10K's - there are different walking clubs in Southern California that sponser between 4-6 walks a year - there are a couple down in your area.

Let us know if you want more info - they are lots of fun.

Henry Helton said...

That is hilarious!

caspersmom said...

Mom has gotten this in her email, funny though. Mom has been watching the San Diego football team. She says they are doing the best of all the other California teams, so she's routin' for them. We want to wish you a great and Blessed New Year.

Casper and Cres

Daisy said...

That's very silly!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha snort ha ha ha ha