Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Wordy Wednesday: Garfield-ian Wisdom
This piece of "news" was sent in an email by Mom's dear friend, Larry:
From the mouth of Garfield the Cat ...
"A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Texas.
Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC!!!"
Any questions??? Didn't think so.
Garfield has summed up MY opinion on the oil crisis here in the good ol' U.S. of A (especially since Mom's been grousing 'bout the fact that gasoline for the black masheen is costin' nearly $4.00 a gallon these days ... an' the black masheen is a gas-sipper!!!) ...
Dictated by Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels at 6:26:00 PM