I was over at Daisy an' Pixie's bloggie where I noticed that Daisy had gotten a striking make-over complete with MAKE-UP!
I've always wanted to play in Mom's make-up while she's gettin' ready to go to school, but she never lets me wear eye shadow or lip gloss. Sigh ...
So I snuck over to TAAZ.COM an' they did a make-over for me with really expensive make-up from Chanel an' Clinique an' MAC. All of the colors were really pretty, but I got pretty freaked out when they put on the false eyelashes (they said that mine were too short!) an' the fakey-fakey blue contact lenses.
The ladies (an' Joaquin the cross-dressing stylist) kept sayin' how pretty I looked, but my skin felt really odd an' I kept wanted to bat my eyelashes (with my paws).
When they showed me the finished result ... they called it my "After" ... I gasped! I didn't even recognize myself! What will my super-sexy tomfriend, Jake, think of the "new and improved" me??? I'm horrified to even contemplate his reaction.
It's a good thing that Mom put a brand new tube of Merle Norman Luxiva in the bathroom, 'cuz this stuff doesn't LICK off. Ugh.