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Monday, September 01, 2008

Happy Labor Day to all of the worker bees ...

In honor of Labor Day, we're reprinting an email sent to Mom by her friend, Darleen.  It seems appropriate since most of the stupidest things that 'beans see (an' hear) are at WORK.  That Mr. Job must be a real wonder dummy ...

In a bathroom:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT


In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


In another office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD


Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


In health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


Spotted in a safari park:  (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR


Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.


Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS


On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

14 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh now that was a good way to start the day -- with a laugh!

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha, we liked those. They were funny.

Sunny's Mommy said...

HAHAHA! Those are good!

The Devil Dog said...

OMG! These are priceless. We love them. Thank you for making our night.

Roxy

T'Abby Normal said...

Ms. C was giggling about it but we don't read... we'd just be happy if we got some more nip.

Purrs,
Abby & Stygia

Tara said...

HEHEHEHE...mom giggled and giggled!

Hope you all had a great three day weekend!

Tara

Simba said...

Lol, I like them, they are very funny.

Simba x

Parker said...

HeeHee - Beans are funny!

DEBRA said...

Daisy Mae
We hopes efurry fing is Ok with you


we is purrin

Abby

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Those are all great...

Tracey and Huffle said...

Heehee mum and I laughed at those.

I don't usually pose without my collar, so it was a bit scary for me to have that photo plastered all over the interweb. I hope nobody does anything naughty with it!

Huffle Mawson

Chairman Mao said...

hehehe, my Momma's laffin! Those were furry cute!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Max said...

Ahhhhhahahahahaha! Those were great!

Munchie said...

I am gonna forwards this to my humens and remind them how dumb humens can be