One of Mom's teacher-friends sent this group of newspaper headlines to Mom 'cuz its further proof that 'beans don't necessarily understand the language that they SUPPOSEDLY speak/read/write fluently. Do you agree??
Proof Readers a Dying Breed
This should really say: Proof-readers a Dying Breed (Jessica)
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really? Ya think?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!?!
Who would have thought!?!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!?!
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!?!
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
He probably IS the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors (This one IS correct, but "podiatrists" would have been better!)
Boy, are they tall!
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
10 comments:
Okay you had the Woman at Astronaut takes blame for Gas in Spacecraft...
Ha ha ha, so funny!
One of my beans is a proofreader; so she got some extra-big laughs out of those.
Oh my goodness, those were hilarious!
Hahahaha....but of course....beans can't wead or wwite as well as us!
Boy
OMD! That was so funny! I'm going to send you an e-mail today! Sorry it took so long Mommy is lazy!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle
We were going to let mom comment but she can't stop laffing long enuff. Yeah, we know our spelling and grammer are atroosis but we'z cats...hoomans should know better!
Ohhh, those are very funny. Thanks
Roxy
LOL. Those were good! Mommy likes things like that when Jay Leno does them on his tv show.
Oh my gosh~~ Mom is laughing so hard she is crying!! Thanks for sharing those with us!!
Your FL furiends,
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