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Saturday, October 10, 2009

Teefs ... are clean, shiny, an' WHITE!

Mom put my harness an' lead on at 8 o'clock this morning an' trundled me over to the v-e-t to have my teefs cleaned. Since I'm sixteen, they did some kidney tests to make sure that efurrything was functioning properly ... an' other than some slightly elevated renal levels, I'm in furry good health for a geezer-ette.

The whole day of dentistry cost Mom a little over $300 green papers. I'm still groggy an' they shaved my right leg(!), so I have a Banfield bandage for another hour or so, but for the most part, I'm less worse for the wear.

I complained for some of the ride over (I serenaded Mom an' Grandma with my choicest an' bluest vocabulary ... Mom's not fond of "Me-yeowwwwwwuullllfffff" screamed at the top of my feline lungs), but was on my best behavior when I was weighed (10.4 lbs including harness an' lead), had my temperature taken (ouch!), an' had my pee an' blood stolen. I wasn't furry happy when I had my furs shaved ... Overall, the stabby place wasn't terrible.

Then ... Mom ... left ... me ... An' went out to breakfast with Grandma. They had bacon.

In the mid-afternoon, I was still really groggy ... excellent anesthesia on par to maybe a Grateful Dead concert ... an' wobbly, but my hearing was just fine. Big woofies were there when Mom was payin' the bill: A black ball-of-annoyance that weighed the same as me; a white puff-ball that weighed eighteen pounds (but I coulda taken him with one set of nubby clawrs tied behind my back), a fifty-one pound stripy pitbull girlie who'd recently had puppies an' had the attitude of a bent trash-can lid, an' then a GINORMOUS yellow lab girlie named Lady who musta weighed eleventy-squillion pounds an' had to wear a pink Halty on her nose 'cuz she was LOUDER than Mao ... Skeezix's brother.

While I was having my teefs cleaned, Mom dosed all of the Feline Americans with Feline Advantage 'cuz she paid for me to have some while under anesthesia (since I don't like havin' it put on) ... Mom DOESN'T wanna get any fleas in the house an' it seems like other "patients" aren't so careful 'bout pests like we are.

The v-e-t said that my back teefs looked pretty bad with all of that plaque and tartar on 'em. She even thought that she'd have to extract some of 'em! But once the calculus was removed, my teefs were BEAUTIFUL an' very healthy! Ta da!

I was so happy to see Mom an' Grandma ... They carried me in a twill bag rather than in the PTU an' I didn't pee on ANYTHING! Are you proud of me? On the way outta the store, Mom's former student aide, Stefany, saw me an' got to pet me on the melon. Stefany is a cashier an' she's wanted to meet me for years! I am famous!

So now I'm home an' less groggy. I've eaten some Temptations an' had a drink of water. I've even been to the 'box, but I haven't had to go much since my tummy's pretty empty.

I'll let you know how I'm feelin' tomorrow when I'm mostly back to normal ...

Oh, an' Mom bought my Halloween costume today ... Bast!

DMM

17 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am glad your teeth are so healthy. You are a lucky girl.

Angel and Kirby said...

We are very glad your teeth are in good shape!

Ginger Jasper said...

I am so glad that your teefies are all ok.. I have to go for mine doing in the next two weeks and I am scared I will have to have some out.. Reading about your ordeal has helped.. Paws crossed that mine will go as well.. Hugs GJ xx

Parker said...

Yay - healthy is the way to be!

The Whiskeratti said...

We are so happy that your teefs are now all shiny and clean.

meemsnyc said...

Oooh, you got your teefs cleaned! Must be pearly white now! Cool.

Furkidsmom said...

We're happy you have nice clean teefs! What a busy time you've had!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Daisy said...

Hooray for sparkly white teeths and fresh breaths!

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Wow, you hadda busy time at the V-E-T. We're glad it all werked out well, though...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Sounds like you're in really good shape for your age. That's great!

Angus Mhor said...

I'm so glad all your teefs are strong and healthy DMM, 'cause I want to be visitin' you in all your Geezer-ette glory for many Big Moons to come!

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Glad you weren't permanently traumatized by your teeth cleaning experience. Sounded pretty scary to me! How dare your people eat bacon in your absence and while you were anesthetized and all!

Kimo and Sabi said...

Good to hear you gots good teefs. We can't believe they hadded bacon wifout you!

P.S. Mommakitty just survived a 2 hour screamfest wif da blurp. Mommakitty wants to know if she can come to San Diego in our place - she said "purdy pleeze wif tuna flakes on top?!" Then she said . . . "Calgon, take me away." (hutever that means)

muffinmidi said...

I'm glad your toothies are all fine.The trip to the vet doesn't sound so bad. I haven't been to the stabby place since I came to live here. I don't wanna go.

-Raja

PS I look like Sparky Fuzzypants.We could almost be twins.Except I'm smarter.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Raja ---
I have no doubt that you are smarter than Mr. Pants. Mom says that he's "dumb" an' "pretty" ... I believe that he's "pretty dumb" ...
DMM

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Thanx for coming on offur for a visit! You really are a cutie! Glad you got an A report from the V~E~T!!! Hope your teefs feel better! Come by anytime...

Sniffs & Scratches~
The Kool~Kittie~Krew
aka...Skeeter, King, and Pandora

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