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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Sparky Fuzzypants LOST?!?


Mom was freakin' out this morning when she couldn't find Feline American Sparky Fuzzypants anywhere in the house. Today is our new day with the garbage trucks an' recycling trucks. Grandad was helping to take out the trash an' swears that Sparky didn't escape while the door was open. Sparky is fast an' Grandad is not furry careful when he's around the door ... so where was Mr. Pants if he didn't make a run for it? No one knew ...

With Mom being who she is, she searched the whole house. She looked high an' low. She got out the canister of Temptations an' offered snacks to all of us. No Mr. Pants. Where could he be? He LOVES Temptations an' wouldn't miss the opportunity to have some.

Mom asked us where Mr. Pants was. He's not furry smart, but he's not the hiding type, either. No Mr. Pants ... Mom was starting to panic 'cuz she said that she saw a kitty who got sent to the Bridge by a car. That kitty was black an' Mr. Pants is stripy an' brown. That didn't stop Mom from panicking anyway.

Then Mom got smart an' remembered how Feline American Pumpkin hid under her bed when he was afraid of the cat sitter. Mom got a flashlight an' got down on the bedroom floor to look for Mr. Pants. And that goofus was under the bed yawning at Mom. She said, "Thank God!" When Sparky Fuzzypants heard her voice, he meowed at her an' came right out from under the bed like he'd been playing "Hide and Go Seek" and just got found!

When he came out to the living room to sit on the back of the recliner, I told him that he was a big furry stupid-head an' that WE had gotten some Temptations!

Dumb brofurs!
DMM

9 comments:

Pierro said...

THAT is why mom won't let us EVER even get a whiff of the outside. She wants us to be totally afraid of outdoors.
Sparky! I am so glad you went under the bed. That is my favorite hiding place. I would love to put a recliner, tv and a remote under mom's side of the bed

bonks to all of you

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

Mr. Pants, you should know you can only play hide and seek when someone actually knows that you are hiding! Zoey

Angel and Kirby said...

That is very scary! Our Mom would be panicking, too!

Mr Puddy said...

Your story made me and my mom so worried !!! We read and pray and purrs so many many times before we could reach the end of the story !

Whew !!! Thanks COD !, Mr. Fuzzypants was safe, Don't even do this again ! and Make sure you never ever miss Temptations !!!

Kjelle Bus said...

Me and my mom to got worried when we read your story.
Huray fur the happy ending !!!

The Meezers or Billy said...

well we is glad that you didn't get out. I miss out on treats too sometimes 'acuase I'm unner the bed hiding

DaisyMae Maus said...

Mr. Pants was a little sorry an' has stayed in the livingroom all of today!
DMM

Mark's Mews said...

Sorry we were late, but glat he was found...

The Devil Dog said...

OMG, tell MR. Sparky Fuzz pants that scaring mom is NOT a good idea. Take it from me, I know!
Lucky and I are very happy to hear he has been found.

Roxy