The Lady was saying stuff to me this morning when I was holding down the bed an' snoopervizing the noisy pillows an' I don't like what she said! She said mine name an' "no, no." I like to test the crispness of the noisy pillows when I first wake up an' it's still dark in mine sleeping room! I test them by pouncing them with my mighty Maine Coon feets! I can hear them being very crispy by the Lady's head. I like crispy stuffs! Banzai!