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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Mom: Repeat after me ... "Leave on the a/c!!!"

I guess that yesterday's pork was a fluke because Mom just took a blue box out of the cupboard and has started nuking water for mac-n-cheez. Yuck. I'm not a fan of that dinner at all. She does look very tired, but she's home by 5 PM today instead of much, much later. It's very hot still and she didn't leave the a/c on today when she left for work ... she left the security doors locked, but left the front and back door open for ventilation. We can see out into the world, but we're safe from all that lurks outside. I missed the a/c. My bing-bing levels are kinda low today due to heat, so I'll have to make my feelings known to Mom so that we don't have a repeat of today ... Fur coats leave a lot to be desired when the humidity is so high and the air's not circulating like it should be.

Since Mom's having "the blue box" tonight for dinner, I think that I'll rally the troups and make some lobster-esque demands. She looks easy to manipulate tonight. I'll give extra cuddles in exchange for being so demanding. Mom works with bunches of teenagers. I've heard them in the neighborhood; they sound kinda rough. I'm glad that I'm securely ensconced in the house and they're OUTSIDE. The kids scare me ... Once, when Mom was carrying me to the car when the house was being fumigated (my cousin, the stupid dog, got us INFESTED), I was so nervous that I peed all over Mom and down the side of the SUV. How embarrassing!!! Luckily, Lucky Charmz hadn't even been adopted yet ... He'd never let me live it down. Uh, oh ... Did I really broadcast that humiliating moment into cyberspace??? I guess that I have a lot to learn ...

DaisyMae Maus

5 comments:

Lone Star Purrs said...

That's OK.....when we gets a'scared and Momma's holding us, we start climbing for all we're worth! That's 13 lbs of cat, with all claws, fighting to get away. Effuryone is crying by the time it's all said and done. Momma isn't too happy when that happens.
~M&K

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Uh...we don't understand about your doors. Could a bad person cut the screen and come in? Are you safe?

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

you don't live too far from us. our Lady sez that sandy-eggo is kinda close cause we live near lost-anjelus. it's been really hot here too an we doesn't effun haf a/c

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

ps - come say hi ta us sometime!

Daisy Sunshine said...

I understand piddle stuff. My mama and I was playin' chase one time. She hid behind a wall and jumped out at me when I came by. I piddled right then and there she scared me so bad! She promised she would never ever do that again. And she hasn't!