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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

There musta been a sale ...

Guess what we had waiting for us tonight?? Give up?? Yep, it was a pork tenderloin. Wow. Two "pork nights" in four days!!! Mom must have read my blog and realized how much pork means to me (She might have even read some of the comments from the blogosphere! I thought that we were the only cats who savored the "other white meat"). It was "finger-chomping-good" and I had lots (pork and finger chomps)! Mom cooked it with rosemary and some other flavory-type stuff that I didn't understand. It made the whole house smell really wonderful ... The Feline Americans and I plotted ways to get at it while mom was slaving away at work. I really wish that I had a pair of those opposable thumbs (I'd even settle for polydactylism if it would help). I want to get myself into that Crock Pot! Mom said that we weren't having a treat tonight since she cooked some "people food" for us to share. Hmmmm .... Fudgie and Cocoa Puff and I had a lot of bites, but the other three didn't get any because they wouldn't come to the table to ask. I might have to point out this oversight to Mom. Perhaps my feline advocacy might lead to something split six ways??? I think that I'll risk it. I've seen inside the "treasure" cabinet. There are cans of Sheba and bunches of Temptations in there ... There are even some cat Greenies. I could go for some of those. I think that seafood medley would compliment the rosemary after-taste of the porky goodness quite nicely. If Mom doesn't pony up with the treats or a yummy can, I'm gonna trick Charmee into popping open the cabinet and grabbing a bag. Can you believe that he can open the bags himself? He is a major talent. Mom got smart and put most of our treats into a canister after Charmee sprinkled an entire bag of Cosmic Catnip through three ... no, make that four ... rooms in the house. He was in so much trouble!!! That reminds me, our scratching post needs another dusting of 'nip. I love to roll in it and then watch Sparky Fuzzypants streak around like he's loaded on "kitty crack" ... Does that make him a crack ho???? I'll have to ask Mom ...

Oooohhhh ... SCORE! It's treat time!! No shoving! LADIES first, you panty-waist neuter boys!! You can have my crumblies ...

DaisyMae (snarf, snarf) Maus

5 comments:

brandi said...

Mama has a crock pot she has never used. Give her a few hints, will ya? Never had pork.... just bacon.

The Meezers said...

ohhhhhh pork - mommy says that's pig like ham and bacon are. i love pig. - Miles

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Mmmm...pork roast. We hardly ever get anything good in the summer 'cause Mom says it's too hot to cook and eats lots of salads.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

mmmmm - oinky goodness! summer's a bummer cause those kids don't go ta school an the Lady doesn't make them ham sammiches fur lunch if they don't go ta school an we miss that BIG TIME.

PrincessMia said...

*sigh*

I have never eaten pork. Maybe one day! One day, I tell you. Eat some for me too!