Life is my litterbox ... Grab the SCOOP!

Saturday, September 02, 2006

DaisyMae's "Word of the Day": WONK

Here's another informative vocabulary lesson to build your FELINE LEXICON ...

From DaisyMae's Feline Dictionary of Terms and Phrases, the phrase of the day is:

WONK (noun) ... wahnk ... Crusty brown gunk localized at the inside corners of the eyes. This phenomenon typically results after one has spent a particularly hard night of sleeping, although wonk can occur after a long nap, too. When wet, wonk is sometimes referred to as "eye boogers." In most instances, wonk is highly visible and spoils the look of otherwise attractive cats.

Adjective(s): wonky; wonkish; wonkiness

see also: wonky peepers ... The condition of having wonk in the inside corners of the eyes prior to 'wonk removal.'

Sentence examples:
1. Pumpkin refused to hold still for wonk removal until Mom put him in a headlock.
2. Sparky Fuzzypants' eyes were full of nasty, brownish wonk after a particularly restful nap.

7 comments:

Chatham said...

My people call it "gooky".

Beau said...

Mom calls it crust or gunk.

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Thank yoo for this importunt informayshun. I always have wonk in my eyes. Mao calls it krap. I think wonk is a better werd.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

one time Midnight an i tore up one of the Lady's pillows an we gotted little bits of foamy bead thingys stuck in the corners of our eyes on account of we was rippin the pillow wif our teef an our faces got in the way. the Lady didn't call it wonk though. she called it evvy-dense

DEBRA said...

Momma had to pull some of that stuffs outta my eye dis mornin. Good fink I is an udderstandin girl.

*ABBY

Hot(M)BC said...

Our Mom calls it gunk too. I'll inform her that she's using the wrong word. *nods*
~~ Boni

Petey said...

We call them eye goobers.