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Saturday, October 14, 2006

DaisyMae's "Word of the Day": K-MART TAIL


Here's another informative vocabulary lesson to build your FELINE LEXICON ...

From DaisyMae's Feline Dictionary of Terms and Phrases, the word of the day is:

K-MART TAIL (noun) ... kay-mahrt tay-ell ... An appendage located at the extreme rear directly above, yet between, the bunny cheeks (see August 24, 2006 posting) that clearly DOESN'T exactly match the predominant color-scheme of the presenting feline and isn't a typical pattern characteristic of a specific breed's standard.

see also: K-Marty; familiar slang for the tail in question

Sentence example:
1. Lucky Charmz, the "wanna-Meezer," has a K-Mart Tail; it isn't EXACTLY color-coordinated with the rest of his fur ensemble.

2. Skeezix the Cat, Latte. Luxor, Kaze, and others DON'T have K-Mart Tails because they're Meezers: Their tails match their "points."

3 comments:

Chaotic Cat said...

Wow that is sooooo kewl you rock! How lucky does one get in ones life when ones tail does not match the rest of ones body????

Did I purrrt too many ones in that sentence?

DaisyMae Maus said...

Pretty darn lucky in Charmee's case ... He's even got "Lucky" in his name, right?
DaisyMae Maus

nels-ed-nitro-xing lu said...

hmmmmmmm. so there's a name for nels' condition! we allus thought that his tail got pulled outta the random-tails bin when they ran outta white ones! thanks for the enlightenment!!

ed & nitro