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Saturday, October 14, 2006

DaisyMae's "Word of the Day": K-MART TAIL

Here's another informative vocabulary lesson to build your FELINE LEXICON ...

From DaisyMae's Feline Dictionary of Terms and Phrases, the word of the day is:

K-MART TAIL (noun) ... kay-mahrt tay-ell ... An appendage located at the extreme rear directly above, yet between, the bunny cheeks (see August 24, 2006 posting) that clearly DOESN'T exactly match the predominant color-scheme of the presenting feline and isn't a typical pattern characteristic of a specific breed's standard.

see also: K-Marty; familiar slang for the tail in question

Sentence example:
1. Lucky Charmz, the "wanna-Meezer," has a K-Mart Tail; it isn't EXACTLY color-coordinated with the rest of his fur ensemble.

2. Skeezix the Cat, Latte. Luxor, Kaze, and others DON'T have K-Mart Tails because they're Meezers: Their tails match their "points."


Chaotic Cat said...

Wow that is sooooo kewl you rock! How lucky does one get in ones life when ones tail does not match the rest of ones body????

Did I purrrt too many ones in that sentence?

DaisyMae Maus said...

Pretty darn lucky in Charmee's case ... He's even got "Lucky" in his name, right?
DaisyMae Maus

nels-ed-nitro-xing lu said...

hmmmmmmm. so there's a name for nels' condition! we allus thought that his tail got pulled outta the random-tails bin when they ran outta white ones! thanks for the enlightenment!!

ed & nitro