Here's another informative vocabulary lesson to build your FELINE LEXICON ...From DaisyMae's Feline Dictionary of Terms and Phrases, the phrase of the day is:
MEGA-CAT 1. (noun) ... meh-guh kat ... A super-sized feline characterized by weight exceeding 18 pounds. Typical specimens have large appetites for stinky goodness and treats, bountiful flab skirts, and extra junk in the trunk. Additionally, but not required, is floofy (thanks, Fat Eric) fur enhancing a cat's "mega" status.
See also: Widebody (as in "Widebody Wednesday" when mega-cats are showcased)
Sentence examples:
1. Cocoa Puff is a mega-cat weighing in at well over 28 pounds with a personality as large as his girth.
2. Pumpkin, at 18 pounds, barely qualifies as a mega-cat ... but he does have plentiful flab and enormous feet.
3. When a mega-cat jumps onto a lap, the lap KNOWS it.
4 comments:
After taking notes on the new noun "Mega-Cat" for my traveling journal. Yes I, like any reporter, must know the enemi...other side's story, so I should put in my "two cents" here. Mr. Puff N' Stuff is a good buddy of mine, although Miss Maus (my prissy hissy cousin) would say otherwise. Missus Claws, as I affectionately call her (between huffs and growls), took a great pic of her terrace roomie ... so for that, I give you two-thumbs-and-a-tail way up. My dad informed me that there's more to the story of the Mega-Cat. The way dad relates it ... an uncle of mine was named "Wide-load Tobinkus" for being "proportionately beyond" most others. I think that's really cool. His girth was large, but I would still best them all in poundage. It would take a jumbo feline of the mid-sized variety (or larger) to keep pace with me. A domestic wild feline kingdom couldn't cut it ... unless they were genetically enhanced. Thanks for helping me update my FELINE LEXICON, Miss Daisy. Your help is priceless.
I am not a widebody, but mum still knows when I land in her lap.
til yesturday, I thought I was all floofy fur. Mom took me to the doctor, who said i'm 'ovurwait'. i only way 28.06 pounds. i say there's just more of me to luv...and my flab skirt is admurable! -- benjamin
none of us are mega-cats but the 2-legged kitten comes close! Can he be a mega-cat?
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