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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #18: BUSH Bumper Snickers!

Efurryone knows that I'M votin' for Cheysuli in 2008, 'cuz the "cat ticket" will be a vast improvement over the current leader (and I use "leader" in the snarkiest and most facetious manner possible). Heaven knows our IQs are higher (G.W.B.'s is room temperature at best).

For this week's TT, here are thirteen of the most accurate PRESIDENTIAL bumper snickers!
GEORGE W. BUSH BUMPER STICKERS


1. 1/20/09: End of an Error

2. Bush: Like Rock. Only Dumber.

3. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

4. Hey, Bush Supporters! Embarrassed Yet?!?

5. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance

6. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

7. Jail to the Chief

8. Bad President! No Banana.

9. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

10. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?!?

11. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

12. Bush Makes Quayle Look Like A Freakin' ROCKET SCIENTIST!

13. 2004: Embarrassed; 2005: Horrified; 2006: Terrified

If I get in trouble from the "men in black" for sayin' true stuff about the POTUS, and I get sent to jail with the rest of the rabble rousers, please alert Mao ('cuz I might go on the lam, too) and smuggle in plenty of Temptations ...
Meow,
DMM

Oh, BTW:

CHEYSULI in 2008!

15 comments:

Marie the Defender said...

MOL!! I HOWLED at those bumper stickers!

Thanks for visiting my blog, I appreciate it! :)

Parker said...

If I could, I'd put every one of those on Mommy's car!

Millie said...

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The Meezers said...

mommy wants ALL of them to plaster all ofurr her truck.

Suzanne said...

yep, exactly right! mama's not a bumper sticker gal, but some of those would make it on her car.

love
--suz

Daisy said...

Hahahahaha! I haven't heard those before. Maybe I can get one for my stroller.

Kim and Oscar the Puppy Cat said...

These are funny and clever! Being a sucker for the under dog, I feel sorry for the man. I know, I know, please don't throw anything at me. I can't stand the rejection.

she said...

heehee! these were great.

Chen & Ollie said...

We think #8 is an insult to monkeys but otherwise we loved 'em!
Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie

Cyclone Cats said...

we are glad that there are other kitties who share our feelings bout the "good ole boy W" (That's how our mom and Ant Kat refer to the President). If it weren't for him, our Man inGreen would not be in Irak.

Cheysuli '08!

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

Great list.

One-Eyed Jack said...

My OTW snorfed tea out of her nose!

I'M embarrassed 'bout him, and I'm not even an Americat!

Eric and Flynn said...

Our mum was laffin at all those. She sez there's no diffrunts between him and Tony Blair.

Karen Jo said...

I got a good laugh out of those bumper stickers.

Anonymous said...

DaisyMae:
I wanted to share my four favorite Bush bumper stickers with you:
1. Impeach Bush
2.Clinton lied, but no one died.
3. Crap on a Bush
4. Buck Fush
If Queen Elizabeth dealt with Bush intead of Blair the war might be going differently. She put him in his place with just a few looks. It was wonderful to see.
Fat Cat Muffin