**Editor's Note: An authentic pizza was seriously harmed during the creation of this posting. Globs of gooey cheese were permanently affixed to the inside lid of the pizza box rendering two slices of pizza virtually inedible because of feline booty weight.
Lucky Charmz has been banned from the kitchen countertop in an effort to spare future pizzas a grizzy fate.
Reader discretion is advised.
Efurryone knows that a real ManCat knows his way around the kitchen and isn't afraid to get his paws dirty preparin' gourmet meals.
Lucky Charmz demonstrates his ManCat kitchen skills with Italian cuisine.
His specialty is pizza.
It's a common culinary fact that pizzas are supposed to be flat.
So what's the ManCat-ly chef to do when his crust looks like a fluffy focaccia and his guests are cravin' that thin hand-tossed style?
Improvise, of course!
Chef Charmee proves that dinner disasters can be averted by throwin' around the "junk in your trunk."
Save you a slice?