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Sunday, May 27, 2007

Marilyn Monroew's TRUE CONFESHUNS

The ladies at Big Piney Woods (Patches, Mittens, Precious, and Mistrie) tagged us for another meme called True Confeshuns that was started by Marilyn Monroew ...

Here are our deepest and most sordid secrets ... Don't tell anyone, okay?
DaisyMae Maus
1. I like to gently put the bitey on Mom's hand when she rubs my belly 'cuz she tastes good.
2. I'm a junk-food junkie with a serious hamburger addiction.
3. I have a sweet tooth for Hostess Fruit Pies.

Cocoa Puff:
1. I HAVE TO choose the flavor of stinky goodness each dinnertime; no one else can! I race to the cabinet and force my way in so I get to choose.
2. I'm slightly too hefty to fit totally inside the litter box, so sometimes I poop on the litter mat instead.
3. I have a difficult time cleaning my own buns 'cuz I roll around like a Weeble® when I try to get my leg up in the air.

Sparky Fuzzypants:
1. Even though I'm a boy, Fudge Ripple used to think that I was a girl and bite me on the neck.
2. I talk to bugs and birdies that fly/crawl outside the window. I speak fluent hummingbird.
3. I really, really wanna be a supermodel when I grow up.

1. I have to eat my stinky goodness in private ... in the bedroom.
2. I don't like the food that humans eat. I only want catfood and cat treats. Sometimes I swallow Temptations® whole.
3. I've stolen efurry single one of Mom's hair scrunchees and hidden them under the bed. It's a good thing that she got her hair cut or I'd be in BIG trouble.

Lucky Charmz:
1. Mom had to teach me how to be a cat when I was a tiny boy. (She looked RIDICULOUS, but she's good at bein' a cat).
2. I like to peep under the bathroom door while Mom's in there. When she's brushin' her teeth, I like to grab at her feet!
3. I have a piggy bank for all of my allowance money. Mom says that the money's for my tuition at Princeton. I secretly uses it to sponsor cats at Best Friends and/or buy Temptations®.

We tag:
Ernest and Fritz of 'Fritzamus Maximus'
Edsel of 'Edsel/The Pooch'
and Casper plus anybody else who would like to participate, too!


Jeter and Mickey said...

deer dmm,
i hav never akshooallee tasted mi mom. i think she probublee tastez like chicken.
luv--yer frend--jh

Karen Jo said...

I'm glad you only bite your Mom gently, Daisy Mae. Talking to the bugs and birdies is fun, Sparky. Watching your Mom teaching you to be a cat must have been very entertaining, Lucky Charmz. I enjoyed reading all of your confessions.

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Oh Hair Scrunchies.... we LOVE to steal them too. What a great Kitty Confession list... sending head butts and purrs

Parker said...

Cocoa Puff! You roll like a Weeble! Awwww, I'm sorry, but I'm laffin' too!

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Sorry about that double post and the (wordless) on Mr. Linky. Can you delete it, it looks stupid, and as you well know, cat's don't like to look stupid!!

Wonderful list and you taught us a bunch!


The Meezers said...


Daisy said...

Those are some funny confessions! DaisyMae, I put the bitey on my Mommie, but I am NOT gentle. Cocoa Puff, just remember "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!"

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Lucky Charmz - um...what part of bein' a cat didja hafta lern? we're tryin' ta get sum good visuals on this one.

jcfloresinc said...

Thank you for all your confessions. We like to learn more about all our friends.
Be blessed,
Samantha and Tigger

The Furry Kids said...

Those are great confessions. We're going to have to try those out.

Titus, Tazo, & EG