The ladies at Big Piney Woods (Patches, Mittens, Precious, and Mistrie) tagged us for another meme called True Confeshuns that was started by Marilyn Monroew ...
Here are our deepest and most sordid secrets ... Don't tell anyone, okay?
1. I like to gently put the bitey on Mom's hand when she rubs my belly 'cuz she tastes good.
2. I'm a junk-food junkie with a serious hamburger addiction.
3. I have a sweet tooth for Hostess Fruit Pies.
1. I HAVE TO choose the flavor of stinky goodness each dinnertime; no one else can! I race to the cabinet and force my way in so I get to choose.
2. I'm slightly too hefty to fit totally inside the litter box, so sometimes I poop on the litter mat instead.
3. I have a difficult time cleaning my own buns 'cuz I roll around like a Weeble® when I try to get my leg up in the air.
1. Even though I'm a boy, Fudge Ripple used to think that I was a girl and bite me on the neck.
2. I talk to bugs and birdies that fly/crawl outside the window. I speak fluent hummingbird.
3. I really, really wanna be a supermodel when I grow up.
1. I have to eat my stinky goodness in private ... in the bedroom.
2. I don't like the food that humans eat. I only want catfood and cat treats. Sometimes I swallow Temptations® whole.
3. I've stolen efurry single one of Mom's hair scrunchees and hidden them under the bed. It's a good thing that she got her hair cut or I'd be in BIG trouble.
1. Mom had to teach me how to be a cat when I was a tiny boy. (She looked RIDICULOUS, but she's good at bein' a cat).
2. I like to peep under the bathroom door while Mom's in there. When she's brushin' her teeth, I like to grab at her feet!
3. I have a piggy bank for all of my allowance money. Mom says that the money's for my tuition at Princeton. I secretly uses it to sponsor cats at Best Friends and/or buy Temptations®.
Ernest and Fritz of 'Fritzamus Maximus'
Edsel of 'Edsel/The Pooch'
and Casper plus anybody else who would like to participate, too!