Yesterday, Cousin Shadow Saluki stopped by with his dad (our Uncle James). Uncle James had furry wonderful news that he had passed his CSET in English Language & Literature and could now do his student teaching. While Shadow was at our house, he left a flea.
That flea jumped on Charmee's white wanna-meezer fur ... an' Mom saw it.
Mom got the pink flea comb and combed that flea right off of Charmee, but she wasn't very delicate 'bout it an' she made Charmee mad.
Then ... things got worse. Mom got out the ampules of Feline Advantage an' started dosing us.
Charmee got his first 'cuz he was the easiest to catch.
Then Sparky Fuzzypants, Cocoa Puff ... an' me.
Mom grabbed Pumpkin out from under the bed an' squirted his ampule onto the nape of his neck.
It seemed as if all was well ... even though we smelled like "chemicals."
But no ... She had to make with the clippy claws, too.
That was too much for Charmee.
He puffed up his K-Mart tail.
He took a swing at Cocoa Puff and launched himself at ME!
Mom doesn't like it when Charmee is a meanie, so she grabbed him an' picked him up.
Charmee was REALLY mad by then, so ...
HE ... PUT ... THE ... BITEY ... ON ... MOM'S ... RIGHT ... HAND!!!!
An' he drew blood.
Bad boy, Charmee. You're not supposed to draw blood, 'specially from Mom.
Mom was so stunned that she bopped him on the buns an' then hurried to clean her wound.
(Shaking her head from side to side): Charmee is a bad boy.