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Thursday, August 02, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #31: Open House AGAIN???

Tonight is Open House at Mom's school ... AGAIN!!! Already!!!

As you're aware, Mom hates Open House an' I really hate that she often works a fifteen hour day that day.

In honor of Mom's day of torture, I'm presentin' ...

Thirteen Things That I'd Say To Parents At Open House If Cats Could Teach High School

1. Convert the basement because you're gonna be supportin' your child for the next fifty or so years of YOUR life.
2. School ... for your child ... ends at 4 PM because he's going to be servin' detention for this entire year.
3. I hope that you bought stock in Pink Pearl 'cuz your kid makes tons of mistakes.
4. Did you drop her on her head?
5. I have two words for you: Social Promotion.
6. I've hacked up more intelligent hairballs.
7. Teens should be spayed or neutered!
8. Sparky Fuzzypants is brighter than your kid an' he's got a room-temperature IQ!
9. Did you drop her on her head?
10. Now that I've met you, I understand why your son says and does such stupid stuff in my class.
11. Your daughter has the morals of an alley cat (!) an' dresses like a tramp!
12. Aarrrrrghhhhh!
13. And ... Did you drop her on her head?


Jake and Bathsheba said...

It does seem like this open house comes on the heels of a rather recent one, but the days seem to go faster as we get older.

DaisyMae, your mom MUST get SOME interesting parents. (We hope!) And at least these parents that attend show SOME interest in their kids' schooling. Our mom thinks that it's the kids with parents who never participate that probably have the most trouble.


P.S. Smooches to my lovely DMM! ~Jake

'B' said...

Great llist, some of these are so true! However, only some teens should be spayed/neutered... We do have to maintain the speceis!!

Our list is up as well if you want to stop by...

Cheysuli said...

I think you'd make an excellent teacher!

Boy said...


Benjamin Fuzz said...

these seem like they come much too often!

i hope it goes well, and if you want, i'll come fuzz the people you don't like!

ben fuzz

Daisy said...

It is too bad that cats can't teach High School! Because then I could give the bitey a LOT.

Anonymous said...

We haff a teenage boy in our house (and he is great) but if we had to haff a bunch of them, we would need to put your TT in action. And we agree with Daisy about putting the bitey on when necessary, okay all the time.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Sounds like your mom teaches the same kids who go to school with our teenagers (who are lovely girls). We don't think you should insult Sparky Fuzzypants though. We're very fond of him and we bet he's brilliant!

Henry Helton said...

You should apply at your momma's school. You would be a good teacher.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Ha, ha, ha...I like all 13 of those. It is too bad that cats can't teach school, because I think some of the parents probably need to hear what you have to say!

The Meezers said...

HAHAHAHAHA mommy wanted to say stuff like that to parents too when she taught - but the beans was only in kiddy-garden and she thought it would be tacky. she also believes that most of them was dropped on their heads. of course, that was a LONG time ago and most of them are now in college......... or living in their parents basements.

Anonymous said...

Lol...Great Thirteen :)

DK & The Fluffies said...

Mwahahahahahaha DKM says the same things about her interns. With #1 being: Just how did you graduate? And #2 being: can you please pull up your pants and pull down your shirt.

Hot(M)BC said...

MOL!!! Oh we's rollin on the floor laffin wif Mommy.
Purrrrrrrs n Laffin,
Sanjee, Boni Maroni, Mini, Gree and Pepi

Pee Ess. We bet Sparky is LOTS smarter than that teenager.