Thursday Thirteen -- #51

Three Posts TODAY!

Over the past couple of weeks, we've all been enjoyin' ham, openin' presents, an' loungin' by our fireplaces livin' the good life ... An' our documentation of the vishus deer menace has leaned toward those nine deer who work with Sandy Claws.  Yeah, you know the ones ...

But now that the holidays are over, we tender (young) juicy cats need to devote our attention back to our own neighborhoods an' remain vigilant!

Tanja Askani of Nindorf, Germany, captured evidence of the VISHUS DEER MENACE in vivid color!  The subjects of her exposé are called "Bambi and Thumper".

Under the guise of "peacefulness" an' "harmony between species," notice how this vishus deer befriends an innocent bun.  The unsuspecting bun has NO IDEA that the vishus deer has diabolical plans to EAT him!  The deer has carefully isolated this tender young juicy bun from friends and fambly so that no one will come to his aid when the vishus deer clamps onto him with his powerful jaws of DOOM ... an' EATS HIM!!!

So, in the spirit of vigilance ... forwarned is forearmed, you know ... I offer this week's Thursday Thirteen which I'll refer to as ...

THURSDAY THIRTEEN #51 --

Further evidence that Skeezix ISN'T a conspiracy theorist. 

Deer are VISHUS an' want to eat innocent creatures ... 

like US!

Disney photo of "Bambi" used without permission of the Walt Disney Company.  I'm kinda sorry, but this photo  does illustrate my point 'bout the VISHUS DEER MENACE that Skeezix has warned us about!

What can YOU do to protect yourself, your friends, an' your fambly?!?  Stock up on Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt ... an' USE IT OFTEN!  

An' a word to the wise:  When you're out in the "danger zone," be sure that you're accompanied by someone younger, juicier, an' far more tender-er than yourself.  I'm just sayin' ...