Life is short!
Break the rules!
And never regret anything that made you smile.
1. Peaceful (Awww ... Isn't the little woofie a cutie?)
2. "Hi! Will you be my friends?!?" (This little feline looks a whole lot like our furry own Sparky Fuzzypants!)
4. "I swear! A big Doberman busted in and just tore the place up...." (Uh, huh ... A likely story, little woofies!)
5. Par-tay, Par-tay, Par-tay! (I dunno 'bout that ... The 'bean litter box room ISN'T a safe place to play! Especially 'round the blue watery chair ... A kitty could get WET!)
6. "Uh, cat? What cat?" (Um ... That little woofie isn't too bright an' his buns aren't furry sensitive 'cuz that kitty's gotta be puttin' the bitey on him ... ).
7. There's no explaining LOVE. (Yes there is! It's called "I'm cold an' the woofie is comfy"!)
9. How to tell when it's time to make your kids sleep in their own bed ... (Oh, yeah ... Can't get more comfy than a king-sized kitty bed made o' kitties!)
10. "Ahhh! The fresh, relaxing aroma of feet ..." (I've gotta agree with this one ... I've got a thing for Mom's shoes!).
11. "Harlem Globetrotters, here I come" ... (When you've gotta look at cat television, you've gotta look!).