1. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him!
2. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way ... Unique up on him!
3. How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
4. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
5. What do Eskimos get from sitting on ice too long?
6. What do you call a faulty boomerang?
7. What do call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
8. What do you call Santa’s helpers?
9. What do you get from a pampered cow?
10. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck
11. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
12. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers
13. Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
Now, admit it ... At least one of these made you smile!