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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Ugh ... Open House 2008: Bring on the Tylenol

Tonight is Open House at Mom's school ... AGAIN!!! Already!!!  An' get this:  Her principal scheduled a "meeting" for the faculty AFTER Open House is over at 7:40 PM.   Is he out of his freakin' mind?

Her kids this year are far nicer people than in the last two years that I've been blogging, but most of the comments that I'D make would likely stay the same. It's a furry good thing that cats don't teach high school, 'cuz I'd NEVER cut my clawrs an' my fangs would be as sharp as my wit!

In honor of Open House 2008, I'm reprinting a Thursday Thirteen from a year ago ...

Thirteen Things That I'd Say To Parents At Open House 
If Cats Could Teach High School

1. Convert the basement because you're gonna be supportin' your child for the next fifty or so years of YOUR life.

2. School ... for your child ... ends at 4 PM because he's going to be servin' detention for this entire year.

3. Had the epidural worn off when you named him that?

4. Did you drop her on her head?

5. I have two words for you: Social Promotion.

6. I've hacked up more intelligent hairballs.

7. Teens should be spayed or neutered!

8. Sparky Fuzzypants is brighter than your kid an' he's got a room-temperature IQ!

9. Did you drop her on her head?

10. Now that I've met you, I understand why your son says and does such stupid stuff in my class.

11. Your daughter has the morals of an alley cat (!) an' dresses like a tramp!

12. Aarrrrrghhhhh!

13. And ... once again ... Did you drop her on her head?


Snuzzy said...

those are funny! 'and once again, did you drop her on her head...?' hardy har har!


Daisy said...

Well, I am glad that the kids are nicer this year, even if they are not smarter!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Well it's good that they're nice no matter how many times they were dropped on their heads...

Beethoven said...

Well, of course beans are not as intelligent as us cats.

Aoise said...

Sounds like lots of fun at that school !!

The Devil Dog said...

Well, those are interesting. hahaha


Sophia said...

This is why DKM doesn't teach school any more.

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Laffing at the old 13... MOL!

Lux said...

I hope it's all over with now and your mom is snoozing! Those are funny things you would say!